Jonathan Garris
@jonathangarris.bsky.social
Former Sears cashier, current communications guy, forever broken Philly sports fan. At least my kids love me
lmao holy shit "bring back segregation" is a-ok on Instagram, what the fuck is wrong with these platforms
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
lmao holy shit "bring back segregation" is a-ok on Instagram, what the fuck is wrong with these platforms
I know I shouldn't be surprised about anything these days but holy shit Instagram
social media was a bad idea
social media was a bad idea
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I know I shouldn't be surprised about anything these days but holy shit Instagram
social media was a bad idea
social media was a bad idea
man, Trump and the Republicans have the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing right now to try to distract people lmao
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
man, Trump and the Republicans have the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing right now to try to distract people lmao
another test of the reporting system lol. destroy social media
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
another test of the reporting system lol. destroy social media
Telling the "knee grow" to move out of the way because someone couldn't possibly be mixed race? Also no violation here lol. As long as you don't explicitly say anything racist you're good!!!!
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Telling the "knee grow" to move out of the way because someone couldn't possibly be mixed race? Also no violation here lol. As long as you don't explicitly say anything racist you're good!!!!
Instagram's community standards are totally fine with parroting racist and xenophobic talking points on a story about a Japanese athlete
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Instagram's community standards are totally fine with parroting racist and xenophobic talking points on a story about a Japanese athlete
Testing if the reporting system on Instagram accomplishes anything lol. As long as you change a few letters, you can totally hope pro-Palestian protestors die in a mass shooting. Social media!!!!
September 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Testing if the reporting system on Instagram accomplishes anything lol. As long as you change a few letters, you can totally hope pro-Palestian protestors die in a mass shooting. Social media!!!!
Damn!!! Can you just *imagine*???
September 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Damn!!! Can you just *imagine*???
Hey, who had power during the first couple years here lol
July 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Hey, who had power during the first couple years here lol
There's something darkly funny and fucked up about having to cancel Independence Day celebrations due to governmental overreach
June 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
There's something darkly funny and fucked up about having to cancel Independence Day celebrations due to governmental overreach
More like da BORE department 😁😂😁🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😁😁😁😉😉😉😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 *waiting for the laugh track while laughing and seguing into lonely sobbing*
May 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
More like da BORE department 😁😂😁🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😁😁😁😉😉😉😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 *waiting for the laugh track while laughing and seguing into lonely sobbing*
me during every moment of the NHL playoffs where people are smashing into one each other and gettin super pissed off at one another and I can enjoy it because my team sucks and isn't in it
April 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
me during every moment of the NHL playoffs where people are smashing into one each other and gettin super pissed off at one another and I can enjoy it because my team sucks and isn't in it
lol Francis Ford Cope-ala
March 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
lol Francis Ford Cope-ala