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Jonathan Cutt
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I’m not a fan of the super limited availability of their products, like they’re some high-end exclusive brand.

If people want them, keep making them.
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I’m pretty sure heaven is a half pipe. OPM hasn’t been wrong yet.
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
People who say “sweet treat” are just “living their best lives.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
In other news, Trump announces a new song to replace YMCA at his rallies…
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Are you THE Jarry? Of the famous ice creamery Ban & Jarry’s!?
November 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I call this “Just Another Saturday Night”
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Not good. Need a hero now.
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Come on, single to outfield…
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’ve gone through that much junk food.
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
His knee cost us a run last inning. I said he should be subbed if he got on base this time.

Easiest way to get around a sore knee is to not need it at all…

LET’S GO!
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Someone send a quick invite to Kendrick!
November 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Black Friday this year would just be pre-tariff pricing, no?
October 30, 2025 at 11:29 AM
100% would have been stylised as MONK3YTRUCK
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Happy to have a big win that immediately proves those “DODGERS WILL SWEEP!”-sayers wrong.

Not saying the Blue Jays have this in the bag - not at all - but they have clearly shown they deserve more respect than that.
October 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
October 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Next home run, he has to say Bucklebury Ferry before rounding the bases.
October 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Le homer
October 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Same could be said for Schneider giving away game 5 by bringing in Little for 2-3-4 in the Mariners line-up.

2 decisions that ultimately favoured the other team, and decided the games against themselves.
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
If Ohtani turns up, or if the Jays have those no-bats games, they’ll have a big problem.

However, the Dodgers have had some very average performances to get to the WS, don’t forget. Gifted some easy wins along the way. Brewers never turned up to test them. They’ve been far from stellar, IMO.
October 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Total karma for continuing to boo Springer after he took that ball to the knee.
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Absolutely. I’d put this in the “right battle, wrong time” category.
October 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
HELLO I AM NEW HERE LIST ALL OF YOUR MALADIES THANK YOU
October 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The best way to keep it in the past is to never do it again.
October 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM