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jonah
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Formalist, Lacanthrope, anti-architect. He/him. Ambient infrastructure / infrastructure ambiance at archive.org
For the aged I save one cup of the nog and mix with the alcohol for next year and keep in the back of the fridge (abv >20% and nothing can grow), I usually pasteurize the eggs for aged (can also buy pasteurized eggs).

Nutmeg is classic atop but some fresh ground pink peppercorns are also great.
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
for non-aged:
12 eggs, separate, cream yolks w 3/4c sugar, mix in 1qt whole milk and 1qt cream, add 5-5.5c alcohol (I usually use less dark rum for the fresh version) and 3/4c good maple syrup.

Then just before serving, whip the egg whites and add, then whip 0.5qt cream and fold in.
November 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
For aged eggnog (my preference):
12 eggs, separate, cream yolks w 1lb sugar, mix in 3c alcohol (I do 1c each bourbon, cheap cognac, dark rum), beat the egg whites and strain into the mix, fold in 1-1.5qt dairy (I do half each whole milk and cream), mix well and store in glass in the fridge 4-6wk
November 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
(it's red paint) but now he has asked me to frame and hang it "very low on the wall" so he could "see it while he's sleeping"

all things considered I'm admiring his dedication to spooky season
October 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
it’s the Giant Pumpkin Regatta! It’s exactly what you think it is!
October 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
this reminded me of an old illustration of a mesquite tree and also that I made this account to post old illustrations of trees and promptly completely forgot about it bsky.app/profile/tree...
Guest post! From Reg Manning's classic "What Kinda Cactus Izzat?"

Mesquite
October 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I run a logging github.com/Atoptool/atop everywhere so I can step back through time and see what happened when, highly recommended
October 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'm not a fan of the Unreliable Escalator
October 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I too dislike Dallas-Fort Worth
October 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I have an old one of these I keep handy in a box in case my electric one decides to betray me
October 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
* stares in Nagilum *
October 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I couldn't bear to sand it down, it's too good
October 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
want him to make a ham radio-themed movie so bad. So many flat space camera moves focused on knobs and dials
September 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM