It has all the shades of a PS3 game.

I bet 10 years ago you'd have been tossing your iPhone in the microwave to test the new recharging features. The funniest thing about this kind of dumbass 4chan nonsense is how many super serious people fall for it every single time.

Those things cost like $25 grand. That's fucking crazy.

I was thinking, during a time when I thought I was doing really well, about getting one, but after I saw the price of a fucking coke machine I realized that I needed to seriously adjust my perception of "doing well".

I know Mass Effect fanfiction when I see it and this is 100% Mass Effect fanfiction.

That's bullshit and everyone outside your little deluded fanclub knows it.

Last night was my last night of nights for a few months. I'm back on days starting Wednesday morning. Making the switch is horrible.

I used to text myself notes so I'd remember shit like where I parked at the airport, and when I realized there was literally an ap on the phone called "notes" I felt like an incredible moron.

That's literally what started their years long harassment campaign against Chinchilla, wasn't it? They get furious when you get in the way of them and whatever target they've chosen for the day.

As long as nobody actually checks I'm in a state of doing both at the same time.

When dealing with the Jorbit, it's handy to check in with the 12 stages of a cult's life cycle before you get too invested in talking to any of them about anything. Why help them hate bond?

Threads was right out for me once I realized it was tied to the Instagram where people actually know who I am. I don't know how you guys do it. The thought of my friends and family seeing my shitposts made it a complete non-starter.