Wait, are they all now on double secret probation?

I usually like to drip dry outside someone else’s shower until they notice I’ve arrived just so things can fast forward to the police chase scene.

As if they’d bother to do a feasibility study.

Nostradamus has nothing on The Onion. Hands down.

Proud of my old neighborhood! Thank you for everything you’re doing to keep the lens on Chicago right now!

Part of the point seems to be the chaos and cost of it all to everyone they dislike, whether it holds or not.

Modern day brown shirts. No training. No discipline. Just chips on their shoulder and no sense of shame.