Johnson Heiress
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2024 J.D. Power award winner in stuff
They take all the houses, all the jobs, all the welfare, fill up all the emergency rooms, commit all the crimes, and eat all the pets. It sounds so unbelievable, I’m beginning to think JD might be kindda racist
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
They take all the houses, all the jobs, all the welfare, fill up all the emergency rooms, commit all the crimes, and eat all the pets. It sounds so unbelievable, I’m beginning to think JD might be kindda racist
When is Trump gonna sue ADP for defamation?
October 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
When is Trump gonna sue ADP for defamation?
So the party of “If you don’t like this country you can leave it”, is now like “you can’t leave”?
September 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
So the party of “If you don’t like this country you can leave it”, is now like “you can’t leave”?
Every time Trump walked through the dressing rooms of the Miss Teen USA contestants, he would pause at the door and remind himself “this is the only way to take down Epstein…”
September 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every time Trump walked through the dressing rooms of the Miss Teen USA contestants, he would pause at the door and remind himself “this is the only way to take down Epstein…”
Unused? I know people don’t need both kidneys, but aren’t they both in use if you have two of em?
August 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Unused? I know people don’t need both kidneys, but aren’t they both in use if you have two of em?
It’s the new “I’m afraid to ride the NYC subway”
August 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It’s the new “I’m afraid to ride the NYC subway”
It should end with Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo in side by side bathtubs holding hands watching the sunset
August 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It should end with Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo in side by side bathtubs holding hands watching the sunset
Oh noes! If Bed Bath and Beyond doesn’t open in California, where will people buy their My Pillows?
August 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Oh noes! If Bed Bath and Beyond doesn’t open in California, where will people buy their My Pillows?
A 33% percent decline of the what? The 9 day murder average? What is he even talking about?
August 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
A 33% percent decline of the what? The 9 day murder average? What is he even talking about?
Impressive James Gunn cosplay :)
August 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Impressive James Gunn cosplay :)
Started an office job in February 2020 after working from home for 13 years. My bad.
August 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Started an office job in February 2020 after working from home for 13 years. My bad.
“We’re proud of our history except for the parts that make us feel bad or the parts where minorities built this country”
August 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
“We’re proud of our history except for the parts that make us feel bad or the parts where minorities built this country”
The previous jobs number for the last two months were revised down by 90%? That’s quite a miss
August 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The previous jobs number for the last two months were revised down by 90%? That’s quite a miss
Is disbarred and feathered a thing?
July 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Is disbarred and feathered a thing?
Are there any current grown up heroes whose non-costumed identity play a major part of the book anymore? Or is that just for the teen hero books now?
July 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Are there any current grown up heroes whose non-costumed identity play a major part of the book anymore? Or is that just for the teen hero books now?
And if you’re already in the unhealthy minutes of your life…Hotdog Party!!!
July 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
And if you’re already in the unhealthy minutes of your life…Hotdog Party!!!
I always wondered how they could be so sure it was God, and not a certain fallen angel, that saved Trump. But now I get it; God saved Trump so that he could block the release of the Epstein files.
July 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I always wondered how they could be so sure it was God, and not a certain fallen angel, that saved Trump. But now I get it; God saved Trump so that he could block the release of the Epstein files.
I seem to remember hearing rumors that one or both of their characters were killed off early because they were jerks behind the scenes. Don’t know if it true true, but it tracks.
July 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I seem to remember hearing rumors that one or both of their characters were killed off early because they were jerks behind the scenes. Don’t know if it true true, but it tracks.
Could barely walk all yesterday because somehow I sprained (maybe?) my big toe while sleeping
July 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Could barely walk all yesterday because somehow I sprained (maybe?) my big toe while sleeping
FOX BIZ: The CBO says the Senate's version of the bill would add $3.9 trillion to the nation's $37 trillion debt mountain. How should Americans view that?
TIM SCOTT:
TIM SCOTT:
a bald man with glasses says " i need you to believe me " to another man
Alt: a bald man with glasses says " i need you to believe me " to another man
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June 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
FOX BIZ: The CBO says the Senate's version of the bill would add $3.9 trillion to the nation's $37 trillion debt mountain. How should Americans view that?
TIM SCOTT:
TIM SCOTT:
While in college Mamdani also entered the Frito-Lay sweepstakes millions of times to ensure free snacks for his dorm all year, portraying his lack of respect for industrial corn based snack industry
June 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
While in college Mamdani also entered the Frito-Lay sweepstakes millions of times to ensure free snacks for his dorm all year, portraying his lack of respect for industrial corn based snack industry
At first MAGA people won’t believe the price of gas will go up because they think we’re “energy independent”.
Then when the price of gas does inevitably go up, MAGA will just respond with “drill baby drill” and blame the democrats for to much regulation
Then when the price of gas does inevitably go up, MAGA will just respond with “drill baby drill” and blame the democrats for to much regulation
June 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
At first MAGA people won’t believe the price of gas will go up because they think we’re “energy independent”.
Then when the price of gas does inevitably go up, MAGA will just respond with “drill baby drill” and blame the democrats for to much regulation
Then when the price of gas does inevitably go up, MAGA will just respond with “drill baby drill” and blame the democrats for to much regulation
Just another sycophant in the Trust Me Bro administration
June 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just another sycophant in the Trust Me Bro administration
I bet it you could unlock his phone with that
June 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I bet it you could unlock his phone with that
If he can’t afford to pay his settlement he should be forced to write “MyPillow is a lumpy piece of shit” on a chalkboard Bart Simpson style, for every dollar he’s short
June 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
If he can’t afford to pay his settlement he should be forced to write “MyPillow is a lumpy piece of shit” on a chalkboard Bart Simpson style, for every dollar he’s short