John Chillnord ❄️
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Has anyone ever written a parody of “April in Paris” called “Minneapolis in February”? Probably not
December 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Has anyone ever written a parody of “April in Paris” called “Minneapolis in February”? Probably not
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The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
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Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
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YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
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Minnesota cities as Muppets:
Stillwater:
Stillwater:
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Minnesota cities as Muppets:
Stillwater:
Stillwater:
What if “Family Man” by Hall and Oates was changed to “Salary Man” and it was about a guy that works all the time. No that sounds too depressing, never mind
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
What if “Family Man” by Hall and Oates was changed to “Salary Man” and it was about a guy that works all the time. No that sounds too depressing, never mind
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Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
Wait a minute. Hold on. Shut up. Just hold it. Gary Farmer was in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank??
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Wait a minute. Hold on. Shut up. Just hold it. Gary Farmer was in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank??
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if you see a bird art share your bird art!!!! i was born for this moment!!!
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
if you see a bird art share your bird art!!!! i was born for this moment!!!
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if you see this, post your bird art!!
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
if you see this, post your bird art!!
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The hoatzin (Opisthocomus hoazin) is a weird & wonderful bird, native to the Orinoco & Amazon basins in South America, where it lives in trees overhanging rivers & marshes.
It has a striking look reminiscent of fossil birds like Archaeopteryx, but is more closely related to cranes & plovers.
It has a striking look reminiscent of fossil birds like Archaeopteryx, but is more closely related to cranes & plovers.
April 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The hoatzin (Opisthocomus hoazin) is a weird & wonderful bird, native to the Orinoco & Amazon basins in South America, where it lives in trees overhanging rivers & marshes.
It has a striking look reminiscent of fossil birds like Archaeopteryx, but is more closely related to cranes & plovers.
It has a striking look reminiscent of fossil birds like Archaeopteryx, but is more closely related to cranes & plovers.
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It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
Lookin' at the neighbors' pets lookin' at the street
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Lookin' at the neighbors' pets lookin' at the street
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The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
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Every day is a learning opportunity
![Where's Herb? was an advertising campaign for the fast food chain Burger King that ran in 1985 and 1986. The television commercials featured a fictional character named Herb, who was described as never having eaten a Whopper in his life. Advertisements called on fans to visit their local Burger King in the hope of finding Herb and winning a prize. The campaign also included an "I'm not Herb" promotion, in which customers could get a discounted Whopper by including the phrase in their order. This confused people who tried to follow the promotion because they did not know what Herb looked like. By the time his appearance was revealed, many people had already lost interest in the campaign. The promotion was poorly received and was the last campaign that the J. Walter Thompson agency designed for Burger King.
[below this is pictured Herb, the character is a distressingly smooth white man with bad glasses, slicked back blond hair, and an unsettling, toothless smile]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tybcmufjclmndigqp3burklb/bafkreifqhw73f3dwxfo4comxocpzmqboovkwebafszdv3lq42r2z5szk3a@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day is a learning opportunity
After watching some Furuhata Ninzaburo, I’m tempted to describe him as “Magician Columbo”, possibly only because, when I see a collarless shirt, I think magician
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
After watching some Furuhata Ninzaburo, I’m tempted to describe him as “Magician Columbo”, possibly only because, when I see a collarless shirt, I think magician
One of these days, I’ll get around to watching 1987’s Dragnet (starring Dan and Tom)
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
One of these days, I’ll get around to watching 1987’s Dragnet (starring Dan and Tom)
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my daughter has got a book out from the library called “After the Kill”. it is about what happens after lionesses kill a zebra on the savannah. this is the final page
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
my daughter has got a book out from the library called “After the Kill”. it is about what happens after lionesses kill a zebra on the savannah. this is the final page
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what’s your favorite line delivery
November 28, 2024 at 3:05 PM
what’s your favorite line delivery
New Bed Tuesday
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
New Bed Tuesday
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how many of these guys are there
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
how many of these guys are there
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I don't know what mortal Kombat is, I just enjoy the song
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I don't know what mortal Kombat is, I just enjoy the song