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Ho ho ho
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Has anyone ever written a parody of “April in Paris” called “Minneapolis in February”? Probably not
December 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old

192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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YouTube Wrapped

You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)

We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Minnesota cities as Muppets:

Stillwater:
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
What if “Family Man” by Hall and Oates was changed to “Salary Man” and it was about a guy that works all the time. No that sounds too depressing, never mind
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Wait a minute. Hold on. Shut up. Just hold it. Gary Farmer was in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank??
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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if you see a bird art share your bird art!!!! i was born for this moment!!!
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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if you see this, post your bird art!!
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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The hoatzin (Opisthocomus hoazin) is a weird & wonderful bird, native to the Orinoco & Amazon basins in South America, where it lives in trees overhanging rivers & marshes.

It has a striking look reminiscent of fossil birds like Archaeopteryx, but is more closely related to cranes & plovers.
April 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Lookin' at the neighbors' pets lookin' at the street
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Every day is a learning opportunity
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
After watching some Furuhata Ninzaburo, I’m tempted to describe him as “Magician Columbo”, possibly only because, when I see a collarless shirt, I think magician
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
One of these days, I’ll get around to watching 1987’s Dragnet (starring Dan and Tom)
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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my daughter has got a book out from the library called “After the Kill”. it is about what happens after lionesses kill a zebra on the savannah. this is the final page
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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what’s your favorite line delivery
November 28, 2024 at 3:05 PM
New Bed Tuesday
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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how many of these guys are there
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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I don't know what mortal Kombat is, I just enjoy the song
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM