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Johnny Wallflower
@johnnywallflower.com
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¡Chinga La Migra!

Slava Ukraini.
Heroyam slava.

PoFite-MeFite-Guitar-Bicycle
he/him
Trans women are women; trans men are men.
Trans rights are human rights.
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Took down my repost because the video is AI and the poster refuses to acknowledge it.
Screenshot of post with AI video about shelter dogs choosing the human they want.
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Can you tell I spend most of my time in the US?
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Main cast of Lost Girl
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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A pink cartoon character saying “oh no”
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie
B&W Closeup. Old guy stares into the camera. Above his right shoulder is part of a map of Florida.
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Drawing of the face of a Claymore anti-personnel mine. It says “front toward enemy“
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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A large circular storm sewer manhole cover. The brand is STORMCEPTOR.
October 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Did anybody else see this about ten minutes ago?

Tapping on that brought up a box saying that technology from KWS was being used to see if I had verified my age using that email address it with other platforms.
A notice from Bluesky that says “the laws in your location require you to verify you’re an adult to access certain features. Tap to learn more.
October 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Graph showing rate of left-handedness over time, increasing sharply starting in 1908 and leveling out at 12% in the 1950s.
October 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Texas has invaded Illinois with its military at the behest of the Trump dictatorship. In cities that have been identified as too compassionate toward undesirables like poor people and foreign people, masked unidentified goons are brutalizing and terrorizing and kidnapping and disappearing our friends and neighbors to enslavement gulags, and rounding up entire apartment buildings, and zip-tying children, and brutalizing people for the crime of questioning them. By waging war in our cities, the Republican regime has turned those cities quite literally into war zones, which is something Republicans insisted the cities already were, even though it is something those cities never have been before.
October 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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A couple of shots from my ride through Vic West today.
Black and white graffiti art on a white wall. Frankenstein‘s monster, in a striped shirt and black slacks, dances with a bikini clad woman. Mural on a commercial building. A wave with a human face is threatening a cartoon woman and a robot on a locomotive.
October 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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IF U SEE THIS, POST A BRIDGE
A wooden trestle converted to a multi-use path bridge in Victoria, BC. A lone bicyclist is crossing it. It’s 1 o’clock in the afternoon but the sky is an eerie orange-brown because of wildfire smoke from the mainland.
September 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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@marisakabas.bsky.social has an excellent point: traditional media are fucking useless right now. Subscribe to independent journalists like her.

www.thehandbasket.co/p/jimmy-kimm...
One thing is for certain: The old school, traditional media outlets cannot and will not stick their necks out to protect the people of this country when their bottom line is what matters most. Only by consuming reporting that hasn’t been filtered through a shareholder lens can you be sure that the work is being done in the name of democracy and not solely in service of the project of capitalism. Yes, everyone needs to make a buck, but when our shared humanity is seen as a tolerable cost, the very foundation of American media has been shattered.
September 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
Howard The Duck. 13%
September 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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You decide.
Terrifying otter skull
September 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I’m not sure how you can see Radley’s post and not Gillian’s, but here you go. A good VPN will get around the MS firewall.

protonvpn.com/free-vpn
Radley, if you don’t know, was a canary in the coal mine at WaPo Opinions, writing deeply reported pieces about police violence, which were utterly ignored by Opinions editors, who seemed hellbent on them NOT being seen during the peak of national interest. Then laid off for vague traffic reasons. ‪ How do I know? I was there. I worked in Opinions as a video producer 2017 to 2019, and I was personally discouraged from working with him on anything more complicated than uploading bodycam footage.
September 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Happy birthday from Canada eh
An old guy with glasses flips bird
September 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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@erininthemorning.com gets it exactly right, as usual.

www.erininthemorning.com/p/we-must-no...
Charlie Kirk was not “practicing politics the right way.” His work should never “be continued.” He embodied everything corrosive about American politics today. He turned the anti-trans and anti-LGBTQ+ panic of the 2024 election into the centerpiece of his message, fueling many of the political ads that blanketed the country—ads rooted in narratives he and his network of far-right allies manufactured. He called for Nuremburg trials of gender-affirming care providers. He started a “professor watchlist” which called on his followers to report “leftist propaganda” in the classroom, which reportedly led to the families of those on the list being terrorized with death threats. His model of politics was not dialogue, but trolling: hopping from campus to campus to bait students, churn out sound bites, and spread hate. And his rhetoric was not debate—it was violent, dehumanizing, and designed to put targets on people’s backs.
September 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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If you go to the profile page you'll see what’s blocking them. Tap on it to go to the list and either unblock or change to “Muted". You might have to do this a few times if you’ve subscribed to multiple blocklists.
JD Vance’s profile page showing that he’s blocked by a particular list
September 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Quote post with a dramatic B&W of you (This ain’t all that dramatic, but still)
Me: headshot of a man in glasses looking meaningfully into the camera
September 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Galloping Goose Trail, Victoria, BC, Canada
A paved multi-use trail runs through a forest clearing that is drenched in light
September 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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What typo did you fix?
Player sheet
August 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Spotted in Victoria, BC
A restaurant named “Thai Food Near Me”
August 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Colquitz River Trail, Victoria, BC
A calm river, clear water showing large rocks below the surface, with large trees on the banks, dappled by sunlight
July 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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July 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM