Johnny Silverpatch
@johnnyredlives.bsky.social
Scruffy-looking. Not sure where I get my delusions from. I love a girl with spirit.
The face of someone who is being relentlessly teased by a sparrow.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The face of someone who is being relentlessly teased by a sparrow.
The new Superman trailer is good and all, but if I was to give notes then at this exact point Superman should really have turned around and said to Lois Lane "You met me at a really strange time in my life" while Where is My Mind started playing.
April 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The new Superman trailer is good and all, but if I was to give notes then at this exact point Superman should really have turned around and said to Lois Lane "You met me at a really strange time in my life" while Where is My Mind started playing.
It's a mystery.
December 21, 2024 at 1:18 AM
It's a mystery.
As a parent, it is really hard finding out that your child is an unrepentant, opportunistic thief
November 23, 2024 at 8:40 PM
As a parent, it is really hard finding out that your child is an unrepentant, opportunistic thief
I'm not sure what the secret to spiggy holes is, but I bet the solution is a good anti-fungal cream.
October 4, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I'm not sure what the secret to spiggy holes is, but I bet the solution is a good anti-fungal cream.
These new furry AT-ATs are wrecking havoc on rebel forces.
September 4, 2024 at 9:44 AM
These new furry AT-ATs are wrecking havoc on rebel forces.
I've heard of a coffee enema, but this is ridiculous.
June 27, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I've heard of a coffee enema, but this is ridiculous.
... do we all have the same cat?
March 14, 2024 at 12:15 AM
... do we all have the same cat?
Vanderlyle crybaby, cry.
February 24, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Vanderlyle crybaby, cry.
More normality. NO QUESTIONS.
November 28, 2023 at 7:45 AM
More normality. NO QUESTIONS.
Iti sleeping completely normally. No questions.
November 28, 2023 at 7:43 AM
Iti sleeping completely normally. No questions.
Momona not angry for once, but really, she could flip out at any moment.
November 28, 2023 at 7:41 AM
Momona not angry for once, but really, she could flip out at any moment.
Momona angry because birds.
November 28, 2023 at 7:39 AM
Momona angry because birds.
Cat picture Tuesday!
Momona angry because she got all nice and wet, and then some bastard went and towelled her off.
Momona angry because she got all nice and wet, and then some bastard went and towelled her off.
November 28, 2023 at 7:38 AM
Cat picture Tuesday!
Momona angry because she got all nice and wet, and then some bastard went and towelled her off.
Momona angry because she got all nice and wet, and then some bastard went and towelled her off.
Cats checking under the TV cabinet for treats?
September 25, 2023 at 8:50 AM
Cats checking under the TV cabinet for treats?
Would you accept cats looking angry because you stole their dead rat?
September 25, 2023 at 8:49 AM
Would you accept cats looking angry because you stole their dead rat?
Cat tax? Cat tax!
September 20, 2023 at 6:29 AM
Cat tax? Cat tax!