Johnny
@johnnymason.bsky.social
I like some things and the opposite with other things.
My favorite Doc Marten boots blew out today while walking down the stairs and now I'm just distraught.
June 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My favorite Doc Marten boots blew out today while walking down the stairs and now I'm just distraught.
Finally, I can stick it to the man.
April 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Finally, I can stick it to the man.
"Christmas is cancelled."
- The gubment
- The gubment
April 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"Christmas is cancelled."
- The gubment
- The gubment
Yo. This new Bodybox album. Chef's kiss.
March 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Yo. This new Bodybox album. Chef's kiss.
"Spaghettiosa" -Eminemma Watson
March 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"Spaghettiosa" -Eminemma Watson
I grew up with an irrational fear of quicksand.
March 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I grew up with an irrational fear of quicksand.
Seriously, somebody, please do something meaningful. We can't all just keep saying, "Oh, that's bad." over and over. Do. Something. I know that @sanders.senate.gov and @aoc.bsky.social are trying their best to talk to people, but words only go so far. Please. Do. Something.
March 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Seriously, somebody, please do something meaningful. We can't all just keep saying, "Oh, that's bad." over and over. Do. Something. I know that @sanders.senate.gov and @aoc.bsky.social are trying their best to talk to people, but words only go so far. Please. Do. Something.
Seriously, delete it ASAP.
March 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Seriously, delete it ASAP.
Dog just farted, jumped in the air, and then chased his butt for a couple laps.
March 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Dog just farted, jumped in the air, and then chased his butt for a couple laps.
"I wish people would start recording crappy social media ads on their phones in a car. That would be so great."
- Some guy that wants cheap ads to promote their product and pays people with pizza or lip gloss
- Some guy that wants cheap ads to promote their product and pays people with pizza or lip gloss
March 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"I wish people would start recording crappy social media ads on their phones in a car. That would be so great."
- Some guy that wants cheap ads to promote their product and pays people with pizza or lip gloss
- Some guy that wants cheap ads to promote their product and pays people with pizza or lip gloss
March 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
March 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
March 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
*If the hulk was Jamaican*
“Ya wan si mi turn bad mon, bad mon mi turn den”
“Ya wan si mi turn bad mon, bad mon mi turn den”
March 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
*If the hulk was Jamaican*
“Ya wan si mi turn bad mon, bad mon mi turn den”
“Ya wan si mi turn bad mon, bad mon mi turn den”
Do you remember the day you realized they silently McKilled off Ronald McDonald?
March 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Do you remember the day you realized they silently McKilled off Ronald McDonald?
Reposted by Johnny
Holy Sunday.
I’m 12 years old. 😂
I’m 12 years old. 😂
March 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Holy Sunday.
I’m 12 years old. 😂
I’m 12 years old. 😂
Genius idea: Columbia House starts a music streaming service and charges one penny for the first month. Then, we all just use something else for free.
March 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Genius idea: Columbia House starts a music streaming service and charges one penny for the first month. Then, we all just use something else for free.
Saturday Salsaday. Salsa Quemada on deck.
March 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Saturday Salsaday. Salsa Quemada on deck.
