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Johnny Gayzmoinc
@johnnygayzmonic.bsky.social
Writer, musician, DJ, tarot Daddy, mutant, master of snark.
He/him/his. 18+. 🏳‍🌈
'We're talking violence, strong language, adult content.' -Buffy
Just in case y'all forgot what I looked like. (Thanks for the tank top, Allen.)
August 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have lost a little weight lately due to extreme stress. I really haven't been feeling like myself. But a solar-powered, early morning, extended workout sometimes helps.
July 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
So, it turns out that Planet Fitness is basically like every other gym: never enough weight benches, chest fly machines are always busy, people don't wash up before, and there are a lot of hot, thicc boys. But there is tons of equipment, and I have the ability to make more challenging workouts.
June 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
New hair, new gym, who dis?

After being Karen-ed out of my building's fitness room and taking a break due to apartment drama, I've found a new gym. I'm now a Black Card member of Planet Fitness. I've lost weight due to stress, so it's time to build myself back up.
June 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Trying to brighten my workout if I can't brighten my eyes. (I'm super burnt out from work, y'all. It's a whole story.)
June 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The look is called "My less-than-three-months-old Raycons suddenly died on me after a frustrating day at work, and I had to workout to the best adult contemporary of the 70s and 80s until the rental office turned the building music off at 5 pm."
June 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I could have slept in an extra hour before going to work, but I hit the gym instead. I do it for me, and I do it for YOU, baby. Show Daddy some love.
May 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Reposted by Johnny Gayzmoinc
Welcome to paradise! 🌴😎
May 28, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I've got the next two days off. Not sure what I should do. Any ideas?
May 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
At 48, I'm trying very hard to treat myself well. I workout 4-5 times a week, even through my chronic pain and fatigue. I moisturize my body and face. I get my vitamins and my protein. I don't drink or smoke. And most importantly, at 48, I still wear Star Wars tshirts and short shorts.
May 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The Eurovision 2025 Final is about to start. Let's go, Finland!
May 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You know it's a good workout if your hair is curlier at the end than it was at the beginning.
May 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My outfit for the Eurovision Final watch party is ready. Yes, I'm so gay that I had a sleeveless shirt custom made for Eurovision. I'm sure Erika Vikman would approve. Twelve points to Finland, baby.
May 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
In the gym, in the pink.
April 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I didn't have time to take new Hump Day pics, so please enjoy a curated selection of my finest cakes.
April 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I might not be as big as I'd like, but I have to admit that I look pretty damn good. And I don't think I'm being arrogant.
April 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Yesterday during my workout, there were two other guys in the private fitness room with me. One I've spoken to on Scruff. The other thinks I didn't see him checking out my ass. Multiple times.
April 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Happy Hump Day from the Pump Room. Freshly baked cakes for everybody.
April 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A blue singlet with a red stripe? I don't think. (If you know, you know...)
April 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Babe, you OK? You haven't even touched your dinner.
April 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Upper Body Day or Leg Day? Better one...better two...?
April 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
So this is what 48 years old looks like. Ain't so bad.
March 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Not bad for a guy who's about to turn 48.
March 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Back back back again. First gym session since the accident. No issues, no worries. I've got a lot of gym to make up for. Shorts by Awry Menswear, tank top by me (my first semi-successful attempt at turning a T-shirt into a tank top).
February 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
After being sick for two weeks, finally getting back to the gym. I have some weight to put back on. Screw you, rhinovirus.
February 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM