Johnny Gayzmoinc
@johnnygayzmonic.bsky.social
Writer, musician, DJ, tarot Daddy, mutant, master of snark.
He/him/his. 18+. 🏳🌈
'We're talking violence, strong language, adult content.' -Buffy
He/him/his. 18+. 🏳🌈
'We're talking violence, strong language, adult content.' -Buffy
Just in case y'all forgot what I looked like. (Thanks for the tank top, Allen.)
August 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Just in case y'all forgot what I looked like. (Thanks for the tank top, Allen.)
I have lost a little weight lately due to extreme stress. I really haven't been feeling like myself. But a solar-powered, early morning, extended workout sometimes helps.
July 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I have lost a little weight lately due to extreme stress. I really haven't been feeling like myself. But a solar-powered, early morning, extended workout sometimes helps.
So, it turns out that Planet Fitness is basically like every other gym: never enough weight benches, chest fly machines are always busy, people don't wash up before, and there are a lot of hot, thicc boys. But there is tons of equipment, and I have the ability to make more challenging workouts.
June 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So, it turns out that Planet Fitness is basically like every other gym: never enough weight benches, chest fly machines are always busy, people don't wash up before, and there are a lot of hot, thicc boys. But there is tons of equipment, and I have the ability to make more challenging workouts.
New hair, new gym, who dis?
After being Karen-ed out of my building's fitness room and taking a break due to apartment drama, I've found a new gym. I'm now a Black Card member of Planet Fitness. I've lost weight due to stress, so it's time to build myself back up.
After being Karen-ed out of my building's fitness room and taking a break due to apartment drama, I've found a new gym. I'm now a Black Card member of Planet Fitness. I've lost weight due to stress, so it's time to build myself back up.
June 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
New hair, new gym, who dis?
After being Karen-ed out of my building's fitness room and taking a break due to apartment drama, I've found a new gym. I'm now a Black Card member of Planet Fitness. I've lost weight due to stress, so it's time to build myself back up.
After being Karen-ed out of my building's fitness room and taking a break due to apartment drama, I've found a new gym. I'm now a Black Card member of Planet Fitness. I've lost weight due to stress, so it's time to build myself back up.
Trying to brighten my workout if I can't brighten my eyes. (I'm super burnt out from work, y'all. It's a whole story.)
June 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Trying to brighten my workout if I can't brighten my eyes. (I'm super burnt out from work, y'all. It's a whole story.)
The look is called "My less-than-three-months-old Raycons suddenly died on me after a frustrating day at work, and I had to workout to the best adult contemporary of the 70s and 80s until the rental office turned the building music off at 5 pm."
June 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The look is called "My less-than-three-months-old Raycons suddenly died on me after a frustrating day at work, and I had to workout to the best adult contemporary of the 70s and 80s until the rental office turned the building music off at 5 pm."
I could have slept in an extra hour before going to work, but I hit the gym instead. I do it for me, and I do it for YOU, baby. Show Daddy some love.
May 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I could have slept in an extra hour before going to work, but I hit the gym instead. I do it for me, and I do it for YOU, baby. Show Daddy some love.
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Welcome to paradise! 🌴😎
May 28, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Welcome to paradise! 🌴😎
I've got the next two days off. Not sure what I should do. Any ideas?
May 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I've got the next two days off. Not sure what I should do. Any ideas?
At 48, I'm trying very hard to treat myself well. I workout 4-5 times a week, even through my chronic pain and fatigue. I moisturize my body and face. I get my vitamins and my protein. I don't drink or smoke. And most importantly, at 48, I still wear Star Wars tshirts and short shorts.
May 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
At 48, I'm trying very hard to treat myself well. I workout 4-5 times a week, even through my chronic pain and fatigue. I moisturize my body and face. I get my vitamins and my protein. I don't drink or smoke. And most importantly, at 48, I still wear Star Wars tshirts and short shorts.
The Eurovision 2025 Final is about to start. Let's go, Finland!
May 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The Eurovision 2025 Final is about to start. Let's go, Finland!
You know it's a good workout if your hair is curlier at the end than it was at the beginning.
May 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You know it's a good workout if your hair is curlier at the end than it was at the beginning.
My outfit for the Eurovision Final watch party is ready. Yes, I'm so gay that I had a sleeveless shirt custom made for Eurovision. I'm sure Erika Vikman would approve. Twelve points to Finland, baby.
May 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My outfit for the Eurovision Final watch party is ready. Yes, I'm so gay that I had a sleeveless shirt custom made for Eurovision. I'm sure Erika Vikman would approve. Twelve points to Finland, baby.
In the gym, in the pink.
April 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
In the gym, in the pink.
I didn't have time to take new Hump Day pics, so please enjoy a curated selection of my finest cakes.
April 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I didn't have time to take new Hump Day pics, so please enjoy a curated selection of my finest cakes.
I might not be as big as I'd like, but I have to admit that I look pretty damn good. And I don't think I'm being arrogant.
April 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I might not be as big as I'd like, but I have to admit that I look pretty damn good. And I don't think I'm being arrogant.
Yesterday during my workout, there were two other guys in the private fitness room with me. One I've spoken to on Scruff. The other thinks I didn't see him checking out my ass. Multiple times.
April 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Yesterday during my workout, there were two other guys in the private fitness room with me. One I've spoken to on Scruff. The other thinks I didn't see him checking out my ass. Multiple times.
Happy Hump Day from the Pump Room. Freshly baked cakes for everybody.
April 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Happy Hump Day from the Pump Room. Freshly baked cakes for everybody.
A blue singlet with a red stripe? I don't think. (If you know, you know...)
April 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
A blue singlet with a red stripe? I don't think. (If you know, you know...)
Babe, you OK? You haven't even touched your dinner.
April 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Babe, you OK? You haven't even touched your dinner.
Upper Body Day or Leg Day? Better one...better two...?
April 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Upper Body Day or Leg Day? Better one...better two...?
So this is what 48 years old looks like. Ain't so bad.
March 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
So this is what 48 years old looks like. Ain't so bad.
Not bad for a guy who's about to turn 48.
March 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Not bad for a guy who's about to turn 48.
Back back back again. First gym session since the accident. No issues, no worries. I've got a lot of gym to make up for. Shorts by Awry Menswear, tank top by me (my first semi-successful attempt at turning a T-shirt into a tank top).
February 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Back back back again. First gym session since the accident. No issues, no worries. I've got a lot of gym to make up for. Shorts by Awry Menswear, tank top by me (my first semi-successful attempt at turning a T-shirt into a tank top).
After being sick for two weeks, finally getting back to the gym. I have some weight to put back on. Screw you, rhinovirus.
February 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
After being sick for two weeks, finally getting back to the gym. I have some weight to put back on. Screw you, rhinovirus.