Human Hatstand
@johnnieego.bsky.social
Marketing, Creativity, Loyalty, Mental Health & Hat. Never forgot about Dre. Exactly the RIGHT kind of idiot. Manbassador & Fractional CMO. ░B░l░N░S░I░N░B░I░O
NPD drop. Bin Juice Eurgh de Toilet.
Poor femme et homme.
Ad made by AI to keep it as nonsensical as all fragrance ads.
PS no this isn't a joke, I've only gone and done it.
Poor femme et homme.
Ad made by AI to keep it as nonsensical as all fragrance ads.
PS no this isn't a joke, I've only gone and done it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
NPD drop. Bin Juice Eurgh de Toilet.
Poor femme et homme.
Ad made by AI to keep it as nonsensical as all fragrance ads.
PS no this isn't a joke, I've only gone and done it.
Poor femme et homme.
Ad made by AI to keep it as nonsensical as all fragrance ads.
PS no this isn't a joke, I've only gone and done it.
It's OK to not be OK.
Even when you feel completely alone, unseen and seemingly with no light at the end of the tunnel, you can get through.
I did. And I speak about it now in the hope that just one person feels seen, understood, and able to move through the worst times.
Even when you feel completely alone, unseen and seemingly with no light at the end of the tunnel, you can get through.
I did. And I speak about it now in the hope that just one person feels seen, understood, and able to move through the worst times.
September 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
It's OK to not be OK.
Even when you feel completely alone, unseen and seemingly with no light at the end of the tunnel, you can get through.
I did. And I speak about it now in the hope that just one person feels seen, understood, and able to move through the worst times.
Even when you feel completely alone, unseen and seemingly with no light at the end of the tunnel, you can get through.
I did. And I speak about it now in the hope that just one person feels seen, understood, and able to move through the worst times.
Thank you LinkedIn for auto-captioning me looking for somewhere that sold dead parents rather than dead parrots.
A darker turn than I or Monty Python ever intended, but also suggests that the robot overlords aren't quite ready to take over the planet just yet.
PS free webinar here lu.ma/41hxut3t
A darker turn than I or Monty Python ever intended, but also suggests that the robot overlords aren't quite ready to take over the planet just yet.
PS free webinar here lu.ma/41hxut3t
August 8, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Thank you LinkedIn for auto-captioning me looking for somewhere that sold dead parents rather than dead parrots.
A darker turn than I or Monty Python ever intended, but also suggests that the robot overlords aren't quite ready to take over the planet just yet.
PS free webinar here lu.ma/41hxut3t
A darker turn than I or Monty Python ever intended, but also suggests that the robot overlords aren't quite ready to take over the planet just yet.
PS free webinar here lu.ma/41hxut3t
The Magic of Selling... Fork Handles.
September 10th 2025 2PM BST: The Magic of Selling the Right Thing, at the Right Time, to the Right People.
#Marketing #productmarketfit #webinar
September 10th 2025 2PM BST: The Magic of Selling the Right Thing, at the Right Time, to the Right People.
#Marketing #productmarketfit #webinar
July 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The Magic of Selling... Fork Handles.
September 10th 2025 2PM BST: The Magic of Selling the Right Thing, at the Right Time, to the Right People.
#Marketing #productmarketfit #webinar
September 10th 2025 2PM BST: The Magic of Selling the Right Thing, at the Right Time, to the Right People.
#Marketing #productmarketfit #webinar
In that London today doing some employability training.
Thanks to Inspiring the Future for making this possible.
#AdventuresOfHat
Thanks to Inspiring the Future for making this possible.
#AdventuresOfHat
June 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
In that London today doing some employability training.
Thanks to Inspiring the Future for making this possible.
#AdventuresOfHat
Thanks to Inspiring the Future for making this possible.
#AdventuresOfHat
5 things B2B marketers can learn fro... I done a Tough Mudder.
From Bin Juice Episode 19 on brand purpose, couldn't help myself. Did I mention I did Tough Mudder? #ToughMudder #BinJuice
From Bin Juice Episode 19 on brand purpose, couldn't help myself. Did I mention I did Tough Mudder? #ToughMudder #BinJuice
June 12, 2025 at 8:27 AM
5 things B2B marketers can learn fro... I done a Tough Mudder.
From Bin Juice Episode 19 on brand purpose, couldn't help myself. Did I mention I did Tough Mudder? #ToughMudder #BinJuice
From Bin Juice Episode 19 on brand purpose, couldn't help myself. Did I mention I did Tough Mudder? #ToughMudder #BinJuice
Gen Z Values: Child Labour, Shein & Exploitation?
June 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Gen Z Values: Child Labour, Shein & Exploitation?