Human Hatstand
@johnnieego.bsky.social
Marketing, Creativity, Loyalty, Mental Health & Hat. Never forgot about Dre. Exactly the RIGHT kind of idiot. Manbassador & Fractional CMO. ░B░l░N░S░I░N░B░I░O
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Finally, the Tenor Saw merch we’ve all been crying out for.
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Finally, the Tenor Saw merch we’ve all been crying out for.
Standing out in a crowded market isn’t luck, it’s strategy informed by diagnosis.
In my recent masterclass with Fabric, I explored how to identify your true competitors, uncover what makes your brand distinctive and turn insights into growth.
fabric-academy.com
In my recent masterclass with Fabric, I explored how to identify your true competitors, uncover what makes your brand distinctive and turn insights into growth.
fabric-academy.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Standing out in a crowded market isn’t luck, it’s strategy informed by diagnosis.
In my recent masterclass with Fabric, I explored how to identify your true competitors, uncover what makes your brand distinctive and turn insights into growth.
fabric-academy.com
In my recent masterclass with Fabric, I explored how to identify your true competitors, uncover what makes your brand distinctive and turn insights into growth.
fabric-academy.com
"You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke"
October 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke"
Never, ever, bloody ever, send a cold email and expect the recipient to have to reply and type something to stop hearing from you.
Add an unsubscribe link. Better still a link and a header. They owe you nothing. Not a thing. Nil. Nada. Nish.
Get in the bin.
Add an unsubscribe link. Better still a link and a header. They owe you nothing. Not a thing. Nil. Nada. Nish.
Get in the bin.
October 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Never, ever, bloody ever, send a cold email and expect the recipient to have to reply and type something to stop hearing from you.
Add an unsubscribe link. Better still a link and a header. They owe you nothing. Not a thing. Nil. Nada. Nish.
Get in the bin.
Add an unsubscribe link. Better still a link and a header. They owe you nothing. Not a thing. Nil. Nada. Nish.
Get in the bin.
NPD drop. Bin Juice Eurgh de Toilet.
Poor femme et homme.
Ad made by AI to keep it as nonsensical as all fragrance ads.
PS no this isn't a joke, I've only gone and done it.
Poor femme et homme.
Ad made by AI to keep it as nonsensical as all fragrance ads.
PS no this isn't a joke, I've only gone and done it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
NPD drop. Bin Juice Eurgh de Toilet.
Poor femme et homme.
Ad made by AI to keep it as nonsensical as all fragrance ads.
PS no this isn't a joke, I've only gone and done it.
Poor femme et homme.
Ad made by AI to keep it as nonsensical as all fragrance ads.
PS no this isn't a joke, I've only gone and done it.
Today Hat took me to York for a three Cs workshop with my brilliant new client. I am now traveling back and they only have a bloody deal on beer, boom #AdventuresOfHat
October 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Today Hat took me to York for a three Cs workshop with my brilliant new client. I am now traveling back and they only have a bloody deal on beer, boom #AdventuresOfHat
Reminds me of this legend
October 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Reminds me of this legend
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
October 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
It's OK to not be OK.
Even when you feel completely alone, unseen and seemingly with no light at the end of the tunnel, you can get through.
I did. And I speak about it now in the hope that just one person feels seen, understood, and able to move through the worst times.
Even when you feel completely alone, unseen and seemingly with no light at the end of the tunnel, you can get through.
I did. And I speak about it now in the hope that just one person feels seen, understood, and able to move through the worst times.
September 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
It's OK to not be OK.
Even when you feel completely alone, unseen and seemingly with no light at the end of the tunnel, you can get through.
I did. And I speak about it now in the hope that just one person feels seen, understood, and able to move through the worst times.
Even when you feel completely alone, unseen and seemingly with no light at the end of the tunnel, you can get through.
I did. And I speak about it now in the hope that just one person feels seen, understood, and able to move through the worst times.
Squeak, it's this week!
2 days till me & Storm tell you how to sell more by understanding what your potential customers need, when they need it & who the EFF they even are with practical tips & real world examples.
Find out how to get rich Wednesday at 2PM BST. luma.com/41hxut3t
2 days till me & Storm tell you how to sell more by understanding what your potential customers need, when they need it & who the EFF they even are with practical tips & real world examples.
Find out how to get rich Wednesday at 2PM BST. luma.com/41hxut3t
September 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Squeak, it's this week!
2 days till me & Storm tell you how to sell more by understanding what your potential customers need, when they need it & who the EFF they even are with practical tips & real world examples.
Find out how to get rich Wednesday at 2PM BST. luma.com/41hxut3t
2 days till me & Storm tell you how to sell more by understanding what your potential customers need, when they need it & who the EFF they even are with practical tips & real world examples.
Find out how to get rich Wednesday at 2PM BST. luma.com/41hxut3t
Thank you LinkedIn for auto-captioning me looking for somewhere that sold dead parents rather than dead parrots.
A darker turn than I or Monty Python ever intended, but also suggests that the robot overlords aren't quite ready to take over the planet just yet.
PS free webinar here lu.ma/41hxut3t
A darker turn than I or Monty Python ever intended, but also suggests that the robot overlords aren't quite ready to take over the planet just yet.
PS free webinar here lu.ma/41hxut3t
August 8, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Thank you LinkedIn for auto-captioning me looking for somewhere that sold dead parents rather than dead parrots.
A darker turn than I or Monty Python ever intended, but also suggests that the robot overlords aren't quite ready to take over the planet just yet.
PS free webinar here lu.ma/41hxut3t
A darker turn than I or Monty Python ever intended, but also suggests that the robot overlords aren't quite ready to take over the planet just yet.
PS free webinar here lu.ma/41hxut3t
Watch me and Amy chat shit whilst cooking chana masala live on Unicorn Chef tonight at 6:30 BST on YT: lnkd.in/eBx6NVUv and on Twitch: lnkd.in/eHsXpvSs
July 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Watch me and Amy chat shit whilst cooking chana masala live on Unicorn Chef tonight at 6:30 BST on YT: lnkd.in/eBx6NVUv and on Twitch: lnkd.in/eHsXpvSs
The Magic of Selling... Fork Handles.
September 10th 2025 2PM BST: The Magic of Selling the Right Thing, at the Right Time, to the Right People.
#Marketing #productmarketfit #webinar
September 10th 2025 2PM BST: The Magic of Selling the Right Thing, at the Right Time, to the Right People.
#Marketing #productmarketfit #webinar
July 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The Magic of Selling... Fork Handles.
September 10th 2025 2PM BST: The Magic of Selling the Right Thing, at the Right Time, to the Right People.
#Marketing #productmarketfit #webinar
September 10th 2025 2PM BST: The Magic of Selling the Right Thing, at the Right Time, to the Right People.
#Marketing #productmarketfit #webinar
I didn’t even know Siri was expecting 🤷♂️
June 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I didn’t even know Siri was expecting 🤷♂️
Larson updated for the AI era.
June 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Larson updated for the AI era.
In that London today doing some employability training.
Thanks to Inspiring the Future for making this possible.
#AdventuresOfHat
Thanks to Inspiring the Future for making this possible.
#AdventuresOfHat
June 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
In that London today doing some employability training.
Thanks to Inspiring the Future for making this possible.
#AdventuresOfHat
Thanks to Inspiring the Future for making this possible.
#AdventuresOfHat
New headshot, same brainrot.
Dead chuffed with the outcome of my photoshoot with @mrdipeshashah.bsky.social, a great day with a top guy and so many great shots.
Also, just to say if you need a new headshot Dipesh is magnificent.
Dead chuffed with the outcome of my photoshoot with @mrdipeshashah.bsky.social, a great day with a top guy and so many great shots.
Also, just to say if you need a new headshot Dipesh is magnificent.
June 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
New headshot, same brainrot.
Dead chuffed with the outcome of my photoshoot with @mrdipeshashah.bsky.social, a great day with a top guy and so many great shots.
Also, just to say if you need a new headshot Dipesh is magnificent.
Dead chuffed with the outcome of my photoshoot with @mrdipeshashah.bsky.social, a great day with a top guy and so many great shots.
Also, just to say if you need a new headshot Dipesh is magnificent.
Bin Juice all over your boing.
More coming soon…
More coming soon…
June 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Bin Juice all over your boing.
More coming soon…
More coming soon…
5 things B2B marketers can learn fro... I done a Tough Mudder.
From Bin Juice Episode 19 on brand purpose, couldn't help myself. Did I mention I did Tough Mudder? #ToughMudder #BinJuice
From Bin Juice Episode 19 on brand purpose, couldn't help myself. Did I mention I did Tough Mudder? #ToughMudder #BinJuice
June 12, 2025 at 8:27 AM
5 things B2B marketers can learn fro... I done a Tough Mudder.
From Bin Juice Episode 19 on brand purpose, couldn't help myself. Did I mention I did Tough Mudder? #ToughMudder #BinJuice
From Bin Juice Episode 19 on brand purpose, couldn't help myself. Did I mention I did Tough Mudder? #ToughMudder #BinJuice
Gen Z Values: Child Labour, Shein & Exploitation?
June 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Gen Z Values: Child Labour, Shein & Exploitation?
Doing the Lord’s work 🙌
June 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Doing the Lord’s work 🙌
How about you circle off to the bin? That would be very Zen.
Get in the fu🤴 🗑️ you melt.
Get in the fu🤴 🗑️ you melt.
May 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
How about you circle off to the bin? That would be very Zen.
Get in the fu🤴 🗑️ you melt.
Get in the fu🤴 🗑️ you melt.