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John J Salomone
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They got Samus doing the Akira slide
Screenshot of Samus from Metroid Prime 4 on an alien-tech looking motorcycle. From Know Your Meme: "The Akira Slide, also known as the Akira Motorcycle / Bike Slide, is one of the most famous scenes from the 1988 Japanese animated movie Akira, when Kaneda brings his bike to a sliding stop. Its iconic composition, with the motorcycle getting away from the viewer as it is halted, was referenced in many other artworks, from official studios as well as from independent artists."
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Happy Halloween from Lisa Blackpink Labubu
Me in drag dressed as Lisa from Blackpink in a labubu outfit. The Labubu keychain is unfortunately not facing the camera but I look too c*nty not to post
November 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Oh ok this is now my favorite labubu
Why So Serious? Labubu- brown fur dressed as a clown/jester Why So Serious? Labubu- brown fur dressed as a clown/jester without the hat
October 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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My shows are on
3 new videos in my youtube feed - "Do We Regret Our Relationship?" by Dan and Phil, "Trixie Holds a Seance w/ Roz Hernandez, Kelly Mantle, and Meatball" by Trixie Mattel, and "Dragula Titans 2 Premiere Review" by IMHO the show
October 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Do I want the c*nty monster high xenomorph doll yes I do
Monster High xenomorph-themed doll- Bratz face visible through the xenomorph shaped head, tail, high heels, translucent dress with alien patterns on it Monster High Xenomorph doll next to the box it comes in
October 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Don’t do it. They’re too easy to get. Be stronger than I
Various twinkle twinkle toys from popmart
October 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Me
Blue squirrel looking thing with glasses and a lil bear cross body bag standing in the forest surrounded by sparkles
October 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Omg I got the labubu in one try
Confirmation page for unboxed Pop Now Juggling Clown Labubu
October 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Was it like this
Found on Reddit, a person with a labubu face opens their coat to reveal around 12 labubus hanging inside. They’re also wearing a fedora like hat. Very cool
October 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Help
Panel 1: Trixie Mattel saying "Plot twist, not allergies." but allergies is covered with a white bar and "the flu" is written there instead. Panel 2: Trixie Mattel saying "Turns out, depression." but depression is covered with a white bar and "COVID." is written there instead.
September 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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This listing on aliexpress is taking me tf OUTTT
“Outdoor fishing gloves” that for some reason look like dildos People in the comments all saying “I thought this was a dih”
September 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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if I end up getting this I will scream
September 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Alright Labubu fans what do you think of the new "WHY SO SERIOUS" (yes they called it that) halloween designs? I like them! Unfortunately this comes in a blind box that includes non-labubu characters and it launches on 10/10 which means you'll get yours probably in november tbh
A Labubu figurine from Pop Mart’s “Why So Serious” Halloween collection, dressed as a circus clown/jester with red-and-blue striped pants and floppy jester hat. A Labubu figure from Pop Mart’s “Why So Serious” Halloween collection, wearing a black, red, and gold harlequin outfit with a ruffled collar and jester hat.
September 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Is popmart ok
A notification from popmart that says “dawdwadwa” and “2312321”
September 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Sometimes I look at a picture of myself and remember how short I am
A photo of 3 men and a Knotts Berry Farm mascot. The one on the left is soooo short like teeeeeny tiny
September 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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The hand
Glitched out version of Halfmoonjoe's stream where you can really only see his hand stickin out
September 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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This cured my depression
Wacky mart tempura shrimp labubu in packaging, lots of toys and other knickknacks in the background Wacky mart shrimp tempura labubu outside of the packaging, hanging from keychain with arms wide open Wacky mart shrimp tempura labubu outside of packaging, sitting upright on top of a tamagotchi display, next to a secret Have A Seat labubu wearing a pumpkin outfit with spider stickers decorating its face like tattoos
September 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Sorry I can’t hang out my calendar is full
The 1 day view on a Google Calendar 1pm - 4pm: waste my potential 4pm - 7pm: isolate and be avoidant 7pm - 8pm: have a snack 8pm+: feel guilty over the past
September 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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It's SO stupid. I also love the shrimp figure (diff from the earphone case)
September 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I got the shrimp labubu that someone put poppers in
Screenshot of popmart order with a tempura shrimp labubu earphone case Picture of someone using a shrimp tempura labubu earphone case to hold poppers (brand: RUSH. Classic.)
September 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Welcome to Wacky Mart would you like anything?
Labubu wacky mart toy collection inside of a wacky mart themed display box. Pictured are labubu- inside a cup noodle, as a tempura shrimp, as a corn cob, hiding in a milk carton, inside a bag of chips, sleeping inside an open sardine can, as a container of lo mein, as a layer inside of a sandwich, hugging a sausage with another character (Tycoco’s) face on it, as a dango, as a rice ball, & inside a pre-made salad container. They are lit from above by warm lighting.
September 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Don’t worry I DID get both
Labubu mug with pink and white checker pattern, gold handle, base accents. There is a figure of a labubu head wearing a small crown attached to the front.
September 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Something about that
A nerdy looking character named "Jerry" from the video game Date Everything
September 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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This is what I want to be for halloween but I have no idea how to make the top so good luck to me
Lisa Blackpink with a labubu mask and custom labubu that matches her outfit
September 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Everyone compliment my stupid labubu mug
A decorative ceramic mug with a golden handle and base accents sits on a white desk. The mug has a checkered turquoise and white background with a 3D Labubu character on the front wearing a small red crown. Text on the mug reads “LET’S CHECKMATE” and “THE MONSTERS.”
September 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM