Feeling like a hand in rusted shame. So do you laugh or does it cry?

"We're going to call it TrumpBall. It's gonna be yooge."

My family's first cat loved cantaloupe.

Though there's a football game on (at least in L.A.) so it's scheduled to air at 9:30, but of course live events sometimes go long. I'm recording every show for an hour or so afterwards just in case.

Setting DVR now.

Great. Now Bert's always going to be crashing on their couch.

I'm on drugs!

Gravy said to the universe:
“Sir, I exist!”
“However,” replied the universe,
“The fact does not excuse
Not learning how to cook turkey.”

That sounds better than my tendency to put things I still haven't gotten around to on a succession of to-do lists.

"I don't see how that's much of an improvement: 'Yankee deers go ho-em.'"

"No, wait... 'I dig music.'"

Je m'appelle Earl.