RIP Uriah Rennie and his magnificent baldy head

My younger son has pointed out that he’s standing in front of what looks like the old National Front logo.

An unlikely confluence of results could see Enfield Town relegated today. Because I’m a monster, I’ve bet on those results. Let’s hope I’m not £294 richer at 5pm.

Here’s the cast of Dear England on Football Shirt Day. I’m in the middle at the back, displaying the colours of Enfield Town.

This year’s new tree ornament.