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John Elsbree
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@purpleyarnfairy.bsky.social is now on Bsky. IYKYK
June 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Appropriate intro music for someone from Chicago. #alanparsonsproject #sirius #popeleoxiv
Chicago-born Pope Leo XIV's entrance with the Alan Parsons Project playing:
May 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Some of our tax dollars are being used to pay a "settlement" to Ashli Babbitt's family. 🤬
The family's lawsuit accused Michael Byrd of ambushing Babbitt, falsely claiming he wasn't in uniform, didn't identify himself, and didn't warn before shooting.

"Ashli Babbitt was a really good person who was a big MAGA fan, Trump fan, and she was innocently standing there," Trump said recently.
Nonsense. The shooting of Ashli Babbitt was investigated and deemed a valid use of deadly force on Jan 6. The only reason Trump wants DOJ to write a check is to appease the QAnon lunatics: www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
May 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This judge's ruling is an instant classic, and not just for this one footnote.
Here’s a judge actually writing for the ages (albeit in a footnote)
May 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
New York Post headline writer does not disappoint.
May 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
May 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
How large of a protest could be organized to counter/disrupt this ridiculous event?
A military birthday parade?! What is he, five years old?
May 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The Big Lie is now required to be taught in Oklahoma schools.
Oklahoma wants to teach kids Trump’s false version of the 2020 election
Statehouse Democrat argues new standards will ‘insert an extremist political agenda into our public education system that will only cost Oklahomans more taxpayer money’
www.independent.co.uk
May 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trump has less chance of becoming the next Pope than I do. At least I'm eligible.
April 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
OMG. He actually believes those letters/digits were on the knuckles, not just added by in Photoshop by one of his lackeys. 🤦‍♂️
I had to upload the clip here because it's frankly insane. Possibly the most insane trump clip yet. His brain is pudding
April 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Fair.
April 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I'm a proud papa.
April 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Oh, PNW skies, you disappoint me once again.
April 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I stood here and said, "Plugh." Disappointingly, nothing happened.
April 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
@el-chefe-jefe.bsky.social I thought you'd appreciate this.
April 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The sad truth is, when he is eventually (hopefully) tried for his many crimes, he will get due process, unlike the people he is now illegally deporting with such glee.
April 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Here's a fun reason to wake up an hour before dawn on Friday morning (4/25) and look to the eastern sky.
Rare 'smiley face' will light up the night sky on April 25
The triple conjunction event involves Saturn, Venus, and a crescent moon.
www.popsci.com
April 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
True. But definitely not in the way that he means.
April 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
As promised yesterday, here is your flying purple bathtub!
April 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Framing progress: chimney, dining room ceiling, under-stairs closet.
April 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
NW Metalworx installed a spiral staircase in the new place today.
April 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Hair Furor's flunkies keep repeating the talking point that this week we saw the largest stock market rally in years.

That's a bit like an arsonist claiming credit for calling the fire department after half of the building has already been gutted.
April 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
TL;DR Infrastructure project signs now have The Convicted Felon's name on them.

Hypocrisy from TCF is nothing new, but we still need to point it out.

EVERY. DAMN. TIME.
Every bit of fact-checking helps.
www.reddit.com
April 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This chart needs to be boosted.
So basically he moved the deck chairs around a little.
Very informative chart from Washington Post
April 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM