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I think we can get the rights for this!!!

They’ll have to fucking kill me first, Chris

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In the 20th century male role models were fashionable chauvinist agents of state violence. In the 21st century they are wobbly somnambulists gifted in the necromantic arts

THIS RIPS

Please quote tweet this or reply and say “ #TheCandler will guide us home” so we can get some buy in from Amazon

A desperate sweaty Jeff Bezos accidentally kicking off a multi million dollar film franchise about a Victorian pajama man

“It’s not normally in the British Government’s interests to seek out untested talent for such a sensitive mission, but there’s never been a greater need, Jack Wax.”

“Please, Q. I left that name behind in yesterday’s nightmares. Call me…. The Candler.”

Can you get us the Spy Kids team so we can make this extended universe official

Love it, here for it, you’re hired for the Candler team

They’re gonna get Dame Judi Dench to tell the Candler where Bond is in hell and give him some tricked out candles

If audiences like the Candler we can get more movies of him wagging a candle into hell and retrieving other dead franchises

“007 doesn’t need a face… he just needs a gun”