Johnathan Lyman
johnathan.org
Johnathan Lyman
@johnathan.org
Program and programming accessories @heroku.com. Rubyist. Bass fishing. Built and sold websites for money. Also brewerysearch.com and johnathan.org.

Mostly computers and sports, here. Partial owner of Chasing Liberty and Neat.
Language-server-backed autocomplete 🫣
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Having an AWS moment
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Eat Borscht
Fix Bugs

Would be a neat shirt.
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Reposted by Johnathan Lyman
"Jerry Chen" is a team of 30-50 writers working around the clock to farm engagement on a massive scale using the power of cringe. The ultimate aim of this group remains unclear to date, but its method are deeply unsettling.
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
This feels like me every day
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
These are the only ones that seem to trigger the screening successfully. The “hey uh this is uh Sam” ones seem intentionally designed to look live and not a recording.
October 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I caved to see how well the call screening would keep the clowns at bay. Working well enough. The shit calls are tapering off, and didn’t cost $80/year like my call blocking app that doesn’t work most of the time.
October 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It’s only gasoline if it comes from Gastown. Otherwise it’s just liquid petroleum.
October 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Toss me like a bag of mulch….

Wait, this isn’t recorded, is it?
October 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I dunno, over-the-shoulder-like-a-sack-o-potates seems more romantic.
October 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Fry-yay
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Oh no. The time finally came, didn’t it…
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM