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Johnathan Lyman
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Program and programming accessories @heroku.com. Rubyist. Bass fishing. Built and sold websites for money. Also brewerysearch.com and johnathan.org.

Mostly computers and sports, here. Partial owner of Chasing Liberty and Neat.
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An 8-pack of white dudes.
A multifivew of Fox on Sunday Ticket. Left to right, top to bottom: Jason Benetti and Brady Quinn, Kevin Burkhardt and Tom Brady, two dudes I don’t remember, and Adam Amin and Drew Brees.
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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What’s better than 1 ad? The same ad 4 times.

All the games I have set for the early window are on Fox so I see the same ad four times.
A photo of a TV with a quad box of streams. All four are showing the same advertisement because they’re all Fox on Sunday Ticket.
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Having an AWS moment
Screenshot from status.slack.com. Green checkmark stating "slack is up and running"
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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These are the only ones that seem to trigger the screening successfully. The “hey uh this is uh Sam” ones seem intentionally designed to look live and not a recording.
October 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Not enough people are talking about NBC’s score bug for this season. Looks dang good.
October 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Tick tok
A screenshot of the FIFA ticketing site showing a countdown clock in a virtual waiting room. Time reads 13 minutes, 42 seconds. Continues is the text in the screenshot. Fifa logo You will be able to enter the ticketing portal in... (time here) Thank you for waiting have an opportunity to purchase ticket(s) for the FIFA World Cup 26™.
October 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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We were there last week. Lake Coeur d’Alene is awesome.
October 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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My copy is 4K 🫣
October 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Dang, I don’t even have that option.
August 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Wild.
This image shows a snapshot of the American League baseball standings, divided into the division leaders and the wild card race. At the top of the AL, the Toronto Blue Jays lead the East Division with a 68–50 record and a .576 winning percentage. They’ve played evenly in their last ten games, going 5–5. In the Central Division, the Detroit Tigers are on top with a 67–51 record, good for a .568 winning percentage, and they also have a 5–5 record over their last ten games. Leading the West Division are the Houston Astros at 65–52, a .556 winning percentage, with the same 5–5 mark in their last ten. The wild card standings show the Boston Red Sox and Seattle Mariners tied for the top two spots, each with a 65–53 record and a .551 winning percentage. Both teams are 2.5 games ahead in the wild card race and have been hot recently, each going 8–2 in their last ten games. The New York Yankees are sitting just behind them with a 62–55 record and a .530 winning percentage, but their recent form has been less impressive at 4–6 in their last ten.
August 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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5/7 perfect.
A screenshot from an HP laser printer web interface detailing the following: - a notification that the black, cyan, magenta, and yellow cartridges are low - the estimated cartridge levels for black, cyan, magenta, and yellow as 30%, 80%, 80%, and 80% respectively.
July 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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WTH is even happening right now
The mariners are 22-14. That’s all.
May 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I’m both approving of and torn over the purple suit concept.
May 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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It did what now
A screenshot from the Apple News app of a headline that reads: “NBCSports Sovereignty edges Journalism to win 151st Kentucky Derby at rain-soaked Churchill Downs”
May 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Big ups to @cpsc.gov for getting verified!
If you’re reading this, you won’t find anything interesting here except for the stunning visual representation of at-CPSC and their sweet verification effective today.
May 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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One down.
Screenshot of a betting ticket. Florida gators with a green W at -150, indicating they won. Duke blue devils at -278. Combined odds are +127. Wager is $89.20. Payout is $202.15.
April 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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This is shitpost.
April 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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I was never as happy to ditch Comcast as our TV provider as when I found out YouTube TV had quad-boxing of sports. My ADHD appreciates this more than I think many will ever understand. Three times a year this hits the spot: college football Saturday, NFL Sunday Ticket, and now March Madness.
An image of a television. On the television is a 2 x 2 grid of basketball games from TNT, TBS, CBS, and TruTV.
March 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Found this one from 2023.
February 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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What the f is this hot garbage of a score bug?
A screenshot of the Super Bowl. Score bug looks woefully incomplete.
February 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Last night during WWE's Royal Rumble, one of the commentators called two gents in the ring "giant meat planets." I can't get that image out of my head.

Can you imagine what a meat planet would look like? I can, and it's wild.
An AI-generated image of a meat planet as viewed from a fictional space station, complete with astronauts, galaxies, nebulae, and Earth nearby. More like a meatmoon but here we are.
February 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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You heard it here, first.
A screenshot of Google with the search of "the number of countries that can fit in the United States." The AI Overview response is "Zero countries can fit inside the United States because the United States is a single country. Countries are independent political entities with defined borders." Computers are fucking stupid, literally.
February 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Looks like it’s not delivering HDR at all. This would say so, if it did.
January 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM