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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐
@john.plus.dog
👽 Just an alien trying to survive life on this chaotic planet 🌍 with my trusty companion, Biscotti 🐶. US Army veteran (2009-2016)🫡.

🏳️‍🌈 Full-time weirdo 🤪, Swiftie at heart 🫶, mashed potato lover 🥔 , and huge anti-circumcision activist 🚫.
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Can’t wait for these Nazi pigs to be arrested and be sentenced to death. They’re a cancer to society.
October 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Less than 2 hours now. 🙌🏻
October 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I love the energy in this post. It’s not judgmental and is truly good natured. Honestly, thank you for putting positivity out into the world. Now, more than ever, we need more people like you in the world. 🫶
October 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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May 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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This is the best explanation of why we do in the US. youtu.be/gCSWbTv3hng?...
The Real Reason You're Circumcised - Adam Ruins Everything
YouTube video by Dropout
youtu.be
June 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Literally same issue for me.
June 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Thank you so much!
April 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Can you share the file for the wallpaper? I need it! :)
April 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Intended for the post to state “that hair on your head ain’t real, how bad do you want hair for real?”

But alas, Bluesky still has yet to add an edit button/feature. Lol
April 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM