Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐
@john.plus.dog
👽 Just an alien trying to survive life on this chaotic planet 🌍 with my trusty companion, Biscotti 🐶. US Army veteran (2009-2016)🫡.
🏳️🌈 Full-time weirdo 🤪, Swiftie at heart 🫶, mashed potato lover 🥔 , and huge anti-circumcision activist 🚫.
🏳️🌈 Full-time weirdo 🤪, Swiftie at heart 🫶, mashed potato lover 🥔 , and huge anti-circumcision activist 🚫.
That hair on your head ain’t real,
How bad do you want me for real?
How bad do you want me for real?
April 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
That hair on your head ain’t real,
How bad do you want me for real?
How bad do you want me for real?
Drinks from the evening. They were delicious. Jess from the Emerald Tavern always makes the BEST recommendations. 🍹 🍷
March 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Drinks from the evening. They were delicious. Jess from the Emerald Tavern always makes the BEST recommendations. 🍹 🍷
Starting the day with a little homemade magic: an Earl Grey blueberry lavender latte (syrup made by my amazing partner). Smooth, floral, and just the right amount of cozy. Here’s to a productive day. ☕✨🫐#MorningRitual #EarlGrey #Tea #Latte #Blueberry #Lavender #Morning
March 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Starting the day with a little homemade magic: an Earl Grey blueberry lavender latte (syrup made by my amazing partner). Smooth, floral, and just the right amount of cozy. Here’s to a productive day. ☕✨🫐#MorningRitual #EarlGrey #Tea #Latte #Blueberry #Lavender #Morning
March 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Sorry wrong screenshot here it is it was actually on Wednesday. Are you having blatant lapses of memory? Because your other posts calling out people I’ve checked you blocked them also. Yet you call them out on this account. Seems like troll behavior to start unnecessary drama. Childish.
February 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Sorry wrong screenshot here it is it was actually on Wednesday. Are you having blatant lapses of memory? Because your other posts calling out people I’ve checked you blocked them also. Yet you call them out on this account. Seems like troll behavior to start unnecessary drama. Childish.
At 2:26pm CST today….
February 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
At 2:26pm CST today….
It literally wasn’t my choice when he blocked me. I understand from your own words that you’re a team together. But that still doesn’t excuse his several times a day violently vulgar posts and his actions of blocking and effectively tossing his supporters by the wayside like he does. 🤷🏻♂️
February 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It literally wasn’t my choice when he blocked me. I understand from your own words that you’re a team together. But that still doesn’t excuse his several times a day violently vulgar posts and his actions of blocking and effectively tossing his supporters by the wayside like he does. 🤷🏻♂️
Texas fog really out here serving full retrowave vibes tonight. 🌫️💖💙 The streetlights casting that dreamy pink & blue glow, bouncing off the damp pavement—it almost feels unreal. Snapped this at an intersection on my way home, had to capture the moment. ✨🚦 #NightAesthetic #Photography #Retrowave
January 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Texas fog really out here serving full retrowave vibes tonight. 🌫️💖💙 The streetlights casting that dreamy pink & blue glow, bouncing off the damp pavement—it almost feels unreal. Snapped this at an intersection on my way home, had to capture the moment. ✨🚦 #NightAesthetic #Photography #Retrowave
@azbrittney.bsky.social and @donkoclock.bsky.social know how to create a party! Let’s go! 💙 💪🏼 🫡
January 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
@azbrittney.bsky.social and @donkoclock.bsky.social know how to create a party! Let’s go! 💙 💪🏼 🫡
Ready for the party @donkoclock.bsky.social you’re always bringing the best people together!
January 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Ready for the party @donkoclock.bsky.social you’re always bringing the best people together!
If a fascist tries to mess with the queer community this should be the energy that’s given in response. 💪🏼
January 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
If a fascist tries to mess with the queer community this should be the energy that’s given in response. 💪🏼
Love your animated one. I made this one! 💙 thank you for your support. As a vet the support and words of appreciation are nice to hear every once in a while. And seeing all my fellow brothers and sisters congregate has me fired up! 💪🏼 🔥 💙 🫡
Thanks to you & @azbrittney.bsky.social y’all are badass!
Thanks to you & @azbrittney.bsky.social y’all are badass!
January 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Love your animated one. I made this one! 💙 thank you for your support. As a vet the support and words of appreciation are nice to hear every once in a while. And seeing all my fellow brothers and sisters congregate has me fired up! 💪🏼 🔥 💙 🫡
Thanks to you & @azbrittney.bsky.social y’all are badass!
Thanks to you & @azbrittney.bsky.social y’all are badass!
I made this one for the veteran megaboost as well ;-)
January 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I made this one for the veteran megaboost as well ;-)
Made this for the occasion. As a vet I appreciate your support! 💙 🫡
January 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Made this for the occasion. As a vet I appreciate your support! 💙 🫡
@azbrittney.bsky.social and @donkoclock.bsky.social thank you for this! It’s almost time! 🫡 💙
January 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
@azbrittney.bsky.social and @donkoclock.bsky.social thank you for this! It’s almost time! 🫡 💙
Love your energy. Let’s get this on top. Sending the message that we see him for what he is, and always will be—the smallest man who ever lived.
January 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Love your energy. Let’s get this on top. Sending the message that we see him for what he is, and always will be—the smallest man who ever lived.
And now it says “account not found” it’s gone. 😢 goodbye tiktok. 👋 🫡
January 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
And now it says “account not found” it’s gone. 😢 goodbye tiktok. 👋 🫡
I just tried again with lowercase and an app password as well and it still generated the same error page.
January 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I just tried again with lowercase and an app password as well and it still generated the same error page.
Can’t access the page anymore either. Mind you this was after I input my username and password. Feels like I just provided my account login details to a fake site. 🤔
January 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Can’t access the page anymore either. Mind you this was after I input my username and password. Feels like I just provided my account login details to a fake site. 🤔
When he tried to put the bird in the Christmas box. 😂
January 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
When he tried to put the bird in the Christmas box. 😂
The last 30 days of dedication to restoring what was taken. Here’s my progress—tracking time spent with each device and retainer. I’m around 4 years into restoring, with the past year being consistent. Restoring isn’t just physical; it’s reclaiming autonomy. #ForeskinRestoration #BodyAutonomy
January 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The last 30 days of dedication to restoring what was taken. Here’s my progress—tracking time spent with each device and retainer. I’m around 4 years into restoring, with the past year being consistent. Restoring isn’t just physical; it’s reclaiming autonomy. #ForeskinRestoration #BodyAutonomy