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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐
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👽 Just an alien trying to survive life on this chaotic planet 🌍 with my trusty companion, Biscotti 🐶. US Army veteran (2009-2016)🫡.

🏳️‍🌈 Full-time weirdo 🤪, Swiftie at heart 🫶, mashed potato lover 🥔 , and huge anti-circumcision activist 🚫.
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Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.

Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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THIS IS SO AMAZING!!!

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!
WE’RE NEXT - AND WE WON’T BE SILENCED!!!
A government ban on Hungary’s Pride parade backfired Saturday as over 100,000 people marched through Budapest, far more than usual

PM Viktor Orban warned people to stay away, threatening “clear legal consequences.” But the warnings only turned a modest event into a mass rally against his government
June 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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This is the definition of patriotism 👏🏼👏🏼👊🏻✊🇺🇸
Marine officer in LA speaks out against the rise of fascism in our country!! 🇺🇸💙
June 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Standing loud and proud with Maine to say there are #NoKings in America! 🇺🇸
June 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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This is the best explanation of why we do in the US. youtu.be/gCSWbTv3hng?...
The Real Reason You're Circumcised - Adam Ruins Everything
YouTube video by Dropout
youtu.be
June 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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LAPD when they think nobody is watching
June 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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May 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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"I want people to be safe and protected. I want to live on the right side of history. I am an immigrant. My parents are refugees from Chile. We fled a dictatorship and I was privileged enough to grow up in the United States after asylum in Denmark. I stand by those protections, always."
May 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Peeps💙Musk’s DOGE has been teaming up with Palantir !!! The secretive tech firm behind military AI & other surveillance, is now building a real-time immigration database for the U.S. government!! Former employees are saying it’s a warning sign of creeping authoritarianism🤬
#DemVoice1
#ProudBlue
May 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Checkout my Substack! Stay tuned for more in the near future.
Under The Hood: A Thorough Look at Foreskin Restoration
Biological Mechanism of Foreskin Restoration
open.substack.com
April 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
That hair on your head ain’t real,
How bad do you want me for real?
April 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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If Kamala Harris was president you would be buying a new couch, preordering the Switch 2, and the political press would be agonizing over whether or not having a First Gentleman is too woke or not btw
April 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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If you're in the U.S. and want to stay up-to-date on the Switch 2 pre-order situation, sign up for our one-time Switch 2 email: dekudeals.com/switch-2

We'll send you one email with all the information you need to know about when and how to get your hands on Nintendo's new console. No BS. No spam.
April 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is definitely related. This country is turning more and more into Russia every day.
March 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
She worked specifically in investigating and prosecuting financial fraud and corruption and child exploitation cases. 🤔
Police are investigating the circumstances that led to a U.S. attorney being found dead inside her Virginia home Saturday.

Jessica Aber was nominated to the post by President Joe Biden.

Aber resigned effective the day before Trump was sworn in in January.

www.yahoo.com/news/police-...
Mystery after former US Attorney Jessica Aber, 43, is found dead inside her Virginia home
Aber resigned from the high-profile role, which she’d held since 2021, shortly before Donald Trump took office
www.yahoo.com
March 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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BOYCOTT COORS...
March 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
All of this.
Protest.
Boycott.
Blackout.
Make calls.
Show up.
Disrupt.
Make good trouble.
Be loud.
Fight back.
#resist
March 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Drinks from the evening. They were delicious. Jess from the Emerald Tavern always makes the BEST recommendations. 🍹 🍷
March 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The entirety of our “government” needs to be replaced. From the ground up. The fact that this idiot is, in any way, involved within our government is wildly embarrassing. But then again the same can be said for most people in the current administration.
This man is diagnosably, mentally ill.
March 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM