Joey Noble
@joeynoble.bsky.social
History buff that doesn’t like what he sees in the world at large
Loves learning what I don’t know - an endless task. Especially space, science, and nature
D&D Dungeon Master since forever. Let’s roll!
GO STEELERS
Loves learning what I don’t know - an endless task. Especially space, science, and nature
D&D Dungeon Master since forever. Let’s roll!
GO STEELERS
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Anxiety is just fear with pizzazz!
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Anxiety is just fear with pizzazz!
The youngest picture of you
Is also the oldest picture of you
😶
Is also the oldest picture of you
😶
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The youngest picture of you
Is also the oldest picture of you
😶
Is also the oldest picture of you
😶
Shitload of immigrants on that Dodgers roster, I dunno…
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Shitload of immigrants on that Dodgers roster, I dunno…
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The Senate passed a resolution Thursday that would undo many of President Donald Trump’s tariffs around the globe, the latest note of displeasure at his trade tactics in Washington that came just as the president celebrated his negotiations with China as a success. https://to.pbs.org/4qBxmFY
WATCH: 4 Republicans join Senate Democrats in passing rebuke to Trump's global tariffs
The Senate passed a resolution Thursday that would undo many of President Donald Trump’s tariffs around the globe, the latest note of displeasure at his trade tactics in Washington that came just as t...
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October 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The Senate passed a resolution Thursday that would undo many of President Donald Trump’s tariffs around the globe, the latest note of displeasure at his trade tactics in Washington that came just as the president celebrated his negotiations with China as a success. https://to.pbs.org/4qBxmFY
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what the hell gut, did the probiotic i took this morning mean nothing to you?? ungrateful
October 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
what the hell gut, did the probiotic i took this morning mean nothing to you?? ungrateful
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And on the fourth day God said if you cut the penis your sons will know so many facts about whales
October 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
And on the fourth day God said if you cut the penis your sons will know so many facts about whales
We should all take a ton of meticulously posed face-only-selfies, and use those exclusively as our personal emojis. Just…go through each emojiface and copy it facially. Post as needed.
October 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
We should all take a ton of meticulously posed face-only-selfies, and use those exclusively as our personal emojis. Just…go through each emojiface and copy it facially. Post as needed.
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Just reflecting on the military addresses today and I just can’t shake this weird, disturbing thing.
Trump wants to be a dictator. We know it, we see it, but he can’t even show up to something like this and be serious or focused. We’re all endangered by the laziest and most entitled asshole alive.
Trump wants to be a dictator. We know it, we see it, but he can’t even show up to something like this and be serious or focused. We’re all endangered by the laziest and most entitled asshole alive.
October 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Just reflecting on the military addresses today and I just can’t shake this weird, disturbing thing.
Trump wants to be a dictator. We know it, we see it, but he can’t even show up to something like this and be serious or focused. We’re all endangered by the laziest and most entitled asshole alive.
Trump wants to be a dictator. We know it, we see it, but he can’t even show up to something like this and be serious or focused. We’re all endangered by the laziest and most entitled asshole alive.
Charlie Kirk and the Horseshit Hagiography
September 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Charlie Kirk and the Horseshit Hagiography
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As a "quality over quantity" type of guy I simply don't own anything anymore
September 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM
As a "quality over quantity" type of guy I simply don't own anything anymore
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So…are they still here??
September 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
So…are they still here??
Now that the ‘circle kirk’ is over, how bout them Epstein Files?
September 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Now that the ‘circle kirk’ is over, how bout them Epstein Files?
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It's only "Nazi" if it's from Berlin. Otherwise, it's called "sparkling fascism".
September 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It's only "Nazi" if it's from Berlin. Otherwise, it's called "sparkling fascism".
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it helps ME focus, but my co-workers are distracted by my Fidget Scimitar
September 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
it helps ME focus, but my co-workers are distracted by my Fidget Scimitar
Not that it matters I guess, but Pam Bondi has aged at a rate of about a year per month since she started her stint. You love to see it
September 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Not that it matters I guess, but Pam Bondi has aged at a rate of about a year per month since she started her stint. You love to see it
Hey Charlie
Lemme tell you the story of the scorpion and the toad
Lemme tell you the story of the scorpion and the toad
September 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hey Charlie
Lemme tell you the story of the scorpion and the toad
Lemme tell you the story of the scorpion and the toad
I’d like to introduce everyone to my new AI chatbot, *MeGPT*!
It will be handling all my posting duties, since it’s been trained to think just like me.
G’head, ask it something!
It will be handling all my posting duties, since it’s been trained to think just like me.
G’head, ask it something!
August 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’d like to introduce everyone to my new AI chatbot, *MeGPT*!
It will be handling all my posting duties, since it’s been trained to think just like me.
G’head, ask it something!
It will be handling all my posting duties, since it’s been trained to think just like me.
G’head, ask it something!
Had *long* overdue hernia surgery today, my unwanted second genital bulge is finally gone after 10 months. However, if I so much as pick up my cat in the next 4-6 weeks I’ll DETONATE into a pink mist.
JOEY NO LIFTY
JOEY NO LIFTY
August 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Had *long* overdue hernia surgery today, my unwanted second genital bulge is finally gone after 10 months. However, if I so much as pick up my cat in the next 4-6 weeks I’ll DETONATE into a pink mist.
JOEY NO LIFTY
JOEY NO LIFTY
I wonder if *IT* will be like in my D&D campaigns, where the evil mage is defeated, and the hyper-powerful ‘Charm’ magicks fall apart, and the Afflicted stand around blinking and wondering where they are and his Fell Lieutenants all fall apart in the daylight and the kingdom is saved
August 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I wonder if *IT* will be like in my D&D campaigns, where the evil mage is defeated, and the hyper-powerful ‘Charm’ magicks fall apart, and the Afflicted stand around blinking and wondering where they are and his Fell Lieutenants all fall apart in the daylight and the kingdom is saved
Maybe the National Guard will come across the Epstein files in their sweep
August 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Maybe the National Guard will come across the Epstein files in their sweep
I wonder what *specific* accounts all the tariff money goes into. And who can access those funds, and for what purposes they can be spent.
August 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I wonder what *specific* accounts all the tariff money goes into. And who can access those funds, and for what purposes they can be spent.
The sort or people that engage in pedophilia and then try to cover it up are the sort of people that would happily tamper with an election and not think twice.
Just sayin
Just sayin
July 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The sort or people that engage in pedophilia and then try to cover it up are the sort of people that would happily tamper with an election and not think twice.
Just sayin
Just sayin
If Cali gerrymanders to outnumber Texas’ gerrymander, what would happen if ALL reliably Blue states did it vs all the Red states? Maybe the bigger population centers in the Blue would permanently outnumber Red, House-wise? It’s what THEY would do.
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July 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If Cali gerrymanders to outnumber Texas’ gerrymander, what would happen if ALL reliably Blue states did it vs all the Red states? Maybe the bigger population centers in the Blue would permanently outnumber Red, House-wise? It’s what THEY would do.
🤔
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