it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

Trump saw Taylor Swift selling cheap guitars for too much money and decided to sell even cheaper guitars for 5x more money

On the “everything site” they won’t let you bake an apple pie a week before thanksgiving. But her on this app. Here you can bake an apple pie whenever you want. Hell it could even be a caramel apple pie. This is true freedom. They want to take this from you.

Are there any freaks on this app? Any real sickos here? I won’t feel comfortable here until I see a take so vile it makes me have to go outside

POV: we trapped u in a well

Turns out teslas are just designed to do that

Twitter? More like bitch

Huge day for me, a guy who was having student debt withdrawals. Good I missed them so much I’m so glad they’re back

Pot roast. Any questions?

She Phillip on my Seymour til I Hoffman

They’re hucking cookies at the crowd. Huge day for the boyfriends of bisexual women at the pride parade

Going to target and kicking over every display that isn’t pride themed because I support gay rights but absolutely despise minimum wage employees

Get a load of these guys

I’m like the good doctor of having a normal job

Oh hell yeah baby. Hell yeah. Oh hell yeah it’s time. Oh yeah baby let’s go. OH HELL. OHH HELL YEAH.OOOOHHHH HELL YEAH