Netflix keeps trying to get me to watch this movie where Shailene Woodley plays the most unbelievable beat cop I’ve ever seen

“The portable stairs unit has been removed”

Is MY “baby shoes never worn”

I can’t believe this maniac is still at large

In the my career mode of NBA2k this year you get video messages from Karl Anthony Towns and he’s wearing a hat that they’ve keyed out the logo on so it looks like he has a hole in his head.