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joexner.bsky.social
Stove Harvest
@joexner.bsky.social
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I'm a cheeseburger.
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December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
joexner.bsky.social
a.k.a. a "Massachusetts Left"
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December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
joexner.bsky.social
"The highest rate measured was 11.9%, which is below the 15% malnutrition threshold that defines famine."

Barely even a war crime...
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
joexner.bsky.social
War crimes, sex crimes, garden variety grift, what kind of crime isn't he into?
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
joexner.bsky.social
Amphetamines?
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
joexner.bsky.social
Do you mean Putin or Netanyahu or Trump?
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
joexner.bsky.social
I'll give you all the gas I got to give
If you'll share yours with me too
You know that's the only way to live
Smelling stinky poo

I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy my farts
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
joexner.bsky.social
sentient toilets for sadists when?
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
joexner.bsky.social
And a sitting US Senator
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
joexner.bsky.social
Do not taunt Happy Fun Chatbot
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
joexner.bsky.social
Turned out to be vegetarian knockoff Olive Garden soup, and it came out great
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
joexner.bsky.social
ya, welcome!
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
joexner.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
joexner.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
joexner.bsky.social
imma have me a shit rn
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM