Viktor O'Neill (PirateCoveJoe)
@joetraitorscard.bsky.social
The Official Izzy Rose
Pirates & NSFW 🏴☠️🔞
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Izzy Hands' Defense Attorney
Pirates & NSFW 🏴☠️🔞
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Izzy Hands' Defense Attorney
Joe decided it would be a grand idea to be a brat all day and suffered the consequences. Now Izzy is giving him what he wants for taking the punishment so well. #ofmd
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Joe decided it would be a grand idea to be a brat all day and suffered the consequences. Now Izzy is giving him what he wants for taking the punishment so well. #ofmd
Put him in the damn boots. Izzy Rose Hands you put on those DAMN BOOTS.
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Put him in the damn boots. Izzy Rose Hands you put on those DAMN BOOTS.
Trans men when the dysphoria hits:
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Trans men when the dysphoria hits:
"Why do you think Izzy has autism" 1) I'm autistic and I have eyes, 2) This scene from s1ep3 where he's stimming with random shit. From the dehydrated pufferfish to the candle flames. It's clearly a self regulation thing and adapting to his environment, especially when anxious or uncomfortable.
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"Why do you think Izzy has autism" 1) I'm autistic and I have eyes, 2) This scene from s1ep3 where he's stimming with random shit. From the dehydrated pufferfish to the candle flames. It's clearly a self regulation thing and adapting to his environment, especially when anxious or uncomfortable.
"Do Izzy Hands/Con fans have an official name?"
Conaholics, alternatively-
Conaholics, alternatively-
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"Do Izzy Hands/Con fans have an official name?"
Conaholics, alternatively-
Conaholics, alternatively-
Gazerbeam/Simon in the deleted scene of the Supers memorial service looks like Gregory Peck to me and now I'm in love with Gazerbeam MORE, arguably.
October 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Gazerbeam/Simon in the deleted scene of the Supers memorial service looks like Gregory Peck to me and now I'm in love with Gazerbeam MORE, arguably.
Joe wanted to get cozy in Izzy's room for the night and ended up riding his cock instead. 🥵🥵🥵 ##selfinsertoc #ofmd
October 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Joe wanted to get cozy in Izzy's room for the night and ended up riding his cock instead. 🥵🥵🥵 ##selfinsertoc #ofmd
Don't get me wrong, I found the scaley lizard form sexy first. Yet Mr. Gold is soooooo Daddy.
September 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Don't get me wrong, I found the scaley lizard form sexy first. Yet Mr. Gold is soooooo Daddy.
As much as I want to be all "Benson is a redhead when he has hair" truther, I fear I cannot. His natural hair is apparently this color.
August 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
As much as I want to be all "Benson is a redhead when he has hair" truther, I fear I cannot. His natural hair is apparently this color.
Reminder that canonically human Benson looks like this. ♡
August 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Reminder that canonically human Benson looks like this. ♡
August 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
August 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
He could punch me, kick me, spit on me, smack the shit out of me, degrade me, curse at me, flip me off, pull me by my hair across the deck, throw me overboard, uppercut me with that metal cup, and I'd still want to be his boyfriend.
August 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
He could punch me, kick me, spit on me, smack the shit out of me, degrade me, curse at me, flip me off, pull me by my hair across the deck, throw me overboard, uppercut me with that metal cup, and I'd still want to be his boyfriend.
Neurotypicals when autistic people trying and ask clarifying questions or start talking at a higher volume not meant to be hostile:
August 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Neurotypicals when autistic people trying and ask clarifying questions or start talking at a higher volume not meant to be hostile:
Me: "I have love and compassion in my heart for every creature on this planet."
Also me when I see a Roach or a Spider:
Also me when I see a Roach or a Spider:
August 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Me: "I have love and compassion in my heart for every creature on this planet."
Also me when I see a Roach or a Spider:
Also me when I see a Roach or a Spider:
Me, a white person, when another white person is being racist/saying slurs:
August 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Me, a white person, when another white person is being racist/saying slurs:
Treating myself. X
August 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Treating myself. X
Find yourself someone who sends you pictures of themselves with their dog like Con does with Cooper 🖤
July 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Find yourself someone who sends you pictures of themselves with their dog like Con does with Cooper 🖤
The gentle masculinity of matching your clothes with your car. 🥺
July 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The gentle masculinity of matching your clothes with your car. 🥺
Man so considerate and so fine that I would let him make me stretched out bigger than the gap in our age, and with an hour of aftercare that would solve my decades worth of daddy issues.
July 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Man so considerate and so fine that I would let him make me stretched out bigger than the gap in our age, and with an hour of aftercare that would solve my decades worth of daddy issues.
Me when Cliff does that stupid little once-over while subtly licking his lips to men like he wants to fuck their brains out:
July 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Me when Cliff does that stupid little once-over while subtly licking his lips to men like he wants to fuck their brains out:
"Art/Film/Music isn't political!!"
Let me clue you in:
Let me clue you in:
July 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"Art/Film/Music isn't political!!"
Let me clue you in:
Let me clue you in: