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Joe
@joetheshow.bsky.social
He/him • Aspiring community himbo • NSFW 18+
I’m looking at 3D tours of houses on Zillow. I found one I really like. Any chance a wealthy cash pig follows me here and wants to send me $400,000 to buy it? 🥺👉👈
November 18, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Reskeet with a perfect album that came out when you were 16

Funnily enough, their follow up album came out the same day as my 16th birthday. September 27th!
November 18, 2023 at 1:21 AM
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I fucking love closing this app and immediately reopening it because my brain is fully broken
November 17, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Survivor 45 really is not going my way 😭 My winner-pick was voted out in the last episode and it doesn’t look too good for my other fave 😬
November 17, 2023 at 3:59 PM
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Your adolescence: my mom said I can't go 😔
Your adulthood: my dom said I can't go 😈
Is “My Dom said no” a good enough excuse to get out of plans I don’t want to do? 🤔
November 17, 2023 at 3:40 PM
Is “My Dom said no” a good enough excuse to get out of plans I don’t want to do? 🤔
November 17, 2023 at 3:36 PM
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I actually don't want to climb any corporate ladders. I don't care about job titles. I don't need accolades.
I just want to have income to fund my lifestyle, not be depressed, help other people, and be around good humans. That's it.
November 8, 2023 at 3:46 PM
The clock change is fucking me up good. It’s not even 4pm and I’m exhausted 😴
November 6, 2023 at 8:48 PM
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still ordering ice coffee in november
November 2, 2023 at 12:48 PM
So I guess we are changing the clocks this fall 😭 I thought they were doing away with it but I guess not. I hate it. Dreading the fact that it will be dark out when I get out of work every day 😖
November 2, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Britney’s book sold 1.1 million in just the US first week 🤯 I’ve been dealing with so much stuff this week I haven’t been able to read it, despite getting it the day it came out 😭
November 1, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Last night I had a dream I was texting with a guy who said he was going to be visiting my city and listing all the people he was going to meet up with, but I wasn’t included.

Why am I getting my feelings hurt in my dreams? 😭 Can’t I just have sex dreams like everyone else?!
October 31, 2023 at 12:06 PM
Justin from this show is so fucking hot 😭 I want him to win.

SPOILER - I’m on episode 5 and SK opening the crate that said “You are Eliminated” had me SHOOK! 😳
I’m watching Surviving Paradise on Netflix. I really like the concept of the show but I hate how overproduced Netflix reality shows are.
October 29, 2023 at 1:43 AM
I saw a clip of Matt Bomer’s new show/movie, where a man is literally worshipping his feet. Another scene with pit-licking as well 👀

That is how you get your show to leapfrog to the top of my to-watch list!
October 29, 2023 at 1:04 AM
I’m watching Surviving Paradise on Netflix. I really like the concept of the show but I hate how overproduced Netflix reality shows are.
October 28, 2023 at 8:07 PM
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October 21, 2023 at 5:27 AM
I wanted to buy a replica MTV Moonman for my shelf thinking it would be cute… had no clue they go for hundreds of dollars 🤯

Do people even care that much about the VMAs? Or are these for people like me with the nostalgia for turn of the century MTV?
October 21, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Not Britney releasing a full soundtrack to this movie 20 years later 🙌 The 3 new remixes are bops too!
October 20, 2023 at 11:27 PM
“Please love me” 🥺
October 19, 2023 at 11:43 PM
I hope everyone is having a good night! ☺️
October 19, 2023 at 11:41 PM
I wish there were more concerts in my area. I feel like any time I want to go to a concert, it has to become an overnight thing. 😫
October 18, 2023 at 11:36 PM
She is allowed to commit all the tax crimes she wants after putting out this song. 🔥
October 18, 2023 at 10:31 PM
I want it now 🥺
October 16, 2023 at 9:58 PM