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Joe St Clair-Ford
@joestclairford.bsky.social
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Former London Bartender now restoring a 14th century Masia (farm house) in Cataluña. Spend my days struggling with rocks and snakes. Interested in pretty much everything except celebrities & football.
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Truly the Starship of political parties.
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Forced to eat the staff to cut costs so they can afford to pay the VAT on school fees.
September 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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These are not serious people.
Guardian headline saying "Reeves claims Gatwick second runway 'will mean cheaper holidays'" with a picture of Rachel Reeves sitting in an aeroplane cockpit cosplaying a captain.
September 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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A tale as old as time...
Article from "Dwell" with a picture of a rammed earth hut on the side of a landscaped slope. The headline reads "Construction Diary: Psychedelics inspired a therapist to build a rammed earth ecovillage in Brazil"
September 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Big sacks of volcanic gravel have arrived soon to become natural floor insulation.
A big bag of volcanic gravel. A pile of big bags of volcanic gravel.
September 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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If you love your job you'll never work a day in your life.
A palm sander sitting on a white wooden table. The screw holes and vent slot in the body make it look like it's smiling.
August 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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My 1 ingredient cocktail is pure Guinness in a glass.
Screenshot from newsfeed with a photo of Ina Garten and the headline "Ina Garten's 2-Ingredient Cocktail is Pure Genius in a Glass"
August 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Still from Pirates of the Carribbean with Jack Sparrow asking "Why is the urani-rum gone?"
June 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I'm not suggesting Dubai is dull, but....
Times of India reports - "Dubai expat builds mini Burj Khalifa using 2 million recycled chopsticks" With photo of a man standing in front of what looks like a large stack of brown toilet rolls.
June 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Dodgy McBent is looking forward to doing some corruption.
June 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Holden and Bull on the Roci looking at the screen with the text "They're firing at each other! Good, let's help!"
June 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Stranding him on a dessert island probably was a bit harsh.
BBC headline "Tommy Robinson released from prison after sentence reduced" with an accompanying picture of Yaxley-Lennon sporting a Tom Hanks in Castaway beard and hairdo and a bead necklace presumably whittled from his own teeth.
May 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Here's my contribution to yesterday's Bluesky naval gazing. Credits to Big Willy.
In Musk's Twitter hellscape I was born and raised, Abused by Nazis is how I spent most of my days. Arguing, rage baiting and getting annoyed, Shooting out truth bombs into the void. Musk got a little too far right so I thought I would try. A new version of Twitter and left for Bluesky. I whistled for a code and when it appeared The animé looked fresh and all the furries were here. I immediately posted that this place was shitter, Then determined to make it exactly like Twitter. I pulled up with my clout around 7 or 8 Followers later, I said I'm going back over there, Because someone called out my transphobia and a leftist did a swear.
May 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Here's a terrible rap about it for some reason.
In Musk's Twitter hellscape I was born and raised, Abused by Nazis is how I spent most of my days. Arguing, rage baiting and getting annoyed, Shooting out truth bombs into the void. Musk got a little too far right so I thought I would try. A new version of Twitter and left for Bluesky. I whistled for a code and when it appeared The animé looked fresh and all the furries were here. I immediately posted that this place was shitter, Then determined to make it exactly like Twitter. I pulled up with my clout around 7 or 8 Followers later, I said I'm going back over there, Because someone called out my transphobia and a leftist did a swear.
May 27, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Apologies in advance
In Musk's Twitter hellscape I was born and raised, Abused by Nazis is how I spent most of my days. Arguing, rage baiting and getting annoyed, Shooting out truth bombs into the void. Musk got a little too far right so I thought I would try. A new version of Twitter and left for Bluesky. I whistled for a code and when it appeared The animé looked fresh and all the furries were here. I immediately posted that this place was shitter, Then determined to make it exactly like Twitter. I pulled up with my clout around 7 or 8 Followers later, I said I'm going back over there, Because someone called out my transphobia and a leftist did a swear.
May 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Where's all the rosé gone damnit?
Me holding a nearly empty glass of rosé.
May 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Black and white picture of Bill Hicks with a cigarette in hand on a black background with the the quote "If anyone here is in advertising or marketing.... Kill yourself"
May 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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What will today bring? More trade deals? Another pope?! It's Friday so hopefully it will bring pints later.
A cold pint of lager with condensation forming on the glass.
May 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Still from The Inbetweeners "bus wanker" scene with the text "Blue Tick Wanker"
April 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Sorry to post from the other place.
Tweet from "Sassparilla" October 2018 reads; Me: So Christ’s body is the bread? Priest: yes Me: and he rose from the grave Priest: yes... Me: because of the yeast? Priest: no Me: okay, none of this makes sense
April 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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He won't have to go to Moscow anymore.
April 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Every cloud..
Photo of a storm flattened coastal town with the Guardian headline - Climate crisis on track to destroy capitalism, warns top insurer
April 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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This is pretty funny.
Screen shot of text - One journalist claims to have discovered the answer, and analysts are suggesting he is likely correct. “They didn’t actually calculate tariff rates + non-tariff barriers, as they say they did. Instead, for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country’s exports to us,” financial writer James Surowiecki wrote in a post on X. “So we have a $17.9 billion trade deficit with Indonesia. Its exports to us are $28 billion. $17.9/$28 = 64%, which Trump claims is the tariff rate Indonesia charges us.” Then that number was divided in half as Trump said he was being “kind”. He also said the tariff calculations included “currency manipulation and trade barriers”.
April 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Visiting a local fruit conservation project and keen to get planting apples!
Rows of seedling fruit trees fenced off in a field surrounded by woods with a wonderful BlueSky.
March 31, 2025 at 10:31 AM