They never mention it on the show, but Daniel Tiger's watch is a $51,000 yellow gold Patek Philippe Calatrava

Accidentally got a text meant for Bob Dylan today

Made my wife and child wait as I took this blurry, awful photo of the Batmobile last night

I’m sick of the texts!

Not gonna tag them, but I’d like to give a shout out to my mysterious new follower who ONLY follows me and the official bluesky account. Not sure what their deal is but I appreciate their interest in my work

This blurb for a New York mag article reads like a star wars scroll

Wow some great collections on Criterion Channel this month

People are laughing at Trump just playing random songs and swaying like an idiot last night. But what if one of the songs was "Skip Divided" from Thom Yorke's 2006 solo album The Eraser? You gotta admit that'd be pretty cool

Tried to draw my child

Seeing this posted a lot on instagram. Anyone know if it’s true?

Can’t believe this kind of pro Darth Plagueis propaganda is in our children’s libraries

Spotted this giant bear at a goodwill with a mysterious hole in it