Joe Martz
@joemartz.bsky.social
Architectural photographer, graphic designer, creative human.
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Am I surprised it isn’t a snow? Very yes.
As a self-employed person whose very busy day would be upended by an unplanned day at home for the kids, am I upset? Very no.
As a self-employed person whose very busy day would be upended by an unplanned day at home for the kids, am I upset? Very no.
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Am I surprised it isn’t a snow? Very yes.
As a self-employed person whose very busy day would be upended by an unplanned day at home for the kids, am I upset? Very no.
As a self-employed person whose very busy day would be upended by an unplanned day at home for the kids, am I upset? Very no.
For those without kids, this what tonight sounds like:
Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will i
Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will i
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
For those without kids, this what tonight sounds like:
Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will i
Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will it be a snow today tomorrow? Will i
Went to the Costco food court with one of the kids and actually got a seat. It’s a Festivus miracle.
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Went to the Costco food court with one of the kids and actually got a seat. It’s a Festivus miracle.
Took Kid B to the dentist and they did an x-ray so I saw all the adult teeth yet to come up buried in his face and I can say with certainty that it was a weird and an unnerving image.
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Took Kid B to the dentist and they did an x-ray so I saw all the adult teeth yet to come up buried in his face and I can say with certainty that it was a weird and an unnerving image.
Yeah, I totally want to see a real estate agent’s giant head printed on the side of a passing train.
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Yeah, I totally want to see a real estate agent’s giant head printed on the side of a passing train.
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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“Home Alone” hit theaters 35 years ago today.
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“Home Alone” hit theaters 35 years ago today.
Not that I’m surprised or anything, but the music at Real Canadian Superstore makes it feel like December 23 or something.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Not that I’m surprised or anything, but the music at Real Canadian Superstore makes it feel like December 23 or something.
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I am officially putting a moratorium on guys replying to me that "it's called SkyDome"
It's been twenty years. It's been Rogers Centre for longer than it was ever SkyDome. We all know what it used to be called. We GET it.
It's been twenty years. It's been Rogers Centre for longer than it was ever SkyDome. We all know what it used to be called. We GET it.
Rogers Centre is actually called the Skydome.
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I am officially putting a moratorium on guys replying to me that "it's called SkyDome"
It's been twenty years. It's been Rogers Centre for longer than it was ever SkyDome. We all know what it used to be called. We GET it.
It's been twenty years. It's been Rogers Centre for longer than it was ever SkyDome. We all know what it used to be called. We GET it.
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Barger can _totally_ make up for last night. #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Barger can _totally_ make up for last night. #WorldSeries
Sacrifice fly to end the #WorldSeries, who says no?
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Sacrifice fly to end the #WorldSeries, who says no?
Whatever happens in this game, at least there wasn’t a goddamn Jonas Brothers show in the middle of it. #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Whatever happens in this game, at least there wasn’t a goddamn Jonas Brothers show in the middle of it. #WorldSeries
Holy fucking double play #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Holy fucking double play #WorldSeries
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baseball fights are sooooo funny because they just mill around when it COULD be way more violent, like sir you have a bat in your hand
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
baseball fights are sooooo funny because they just mill around when it COULD be way more violent, like sir you have a bat in your hand
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When John Schneider walked past Max Scherzer after Game 6, the manager thought "it looked like he was ready to kill somebody."
November 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
When John Schneider walked past Max Scherzer after Game 6, the manager thought "it looked like he was ready to kill somebody."
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When my kids ask where all their Halloween candy went.
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
When my kids ask where all their Halloween candy went.
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Just wanna pour my heart out a bit about how this Blue Jays team was built on guys consistently getting taken down a peg, forced into uncomfortable circumstances, and coming out the other side.
November 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Just wanna pour my heart out a bit about how this Blue Jays team was built on guys consistently getting taken down a peg, forced into uncomfortable circumstances, and coming out the other side.
That was close-ish.
Still due.
Giménez is due for a dinger. #WorldSeries
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
That was close-ish.