Joel Jessup
@joeljessup.bsky.social
Professional writer. Amateur human being. Puzzle and Mystery books a speciality. (He/him) linktr.ee/joeljessup
For some reason I heard that 'OH NO!' exactly like the one in MacArthur Park
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
For some reason I heard that 'OH NO!' exactly like the one in MacArthur Park
I somehow did not remember this scene at all
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I somehow did not remember this scene at all
I actually do a podcast with Chris Regan where we put The Thing into other films: www.buzzsprout.com/1990618 It just seems like a good idea...
Just The Thing
Writers Joel Jessup and Chris Regan reimagine cult and classic movies by adding John Carpenter's The Thing into the story. Not even the two hosts understand why they are doing this but they'll figure ...
www.buzzsprout.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I actually do a podcast with Chris Regan where we put The Thing into other films: www.buzzsprout.com/1990618 It just seems like a good idea...
Then the old lady in the queue goes to the vegetable section, retrieves her white radishes, and moves on to the next store and the next victim...
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Then the old lady in the queue goes to the vegetable section, retrieves her white radishes, and moves on to the next store and the next victim...
You might have to start carrying a window frame with you
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
You might have to start carrying a window frame with you
I remember going to see this in Iceland, at the time I was developing my own multiverse story and was disappointed to find they had beaten me to it. It wasn't... The One that I wanted.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I remember going to see this in Iceland, at the time I was developing my own multiverse story and was disappointed to find they had beaten me to it. It wasn't... The One that I wanted.
Occasionally it cuts to Statler and Waldorf but they are just watching silently, totally bewildered
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Occasionally it cuts to Statler and Waldorf but they are just watching silently, totally bewildered
I don't understand why people still buy Stephen King's books given his history of hanging around inside storm drains dressed as a dancing clown
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I don't understand why people still buy Stephen King's books given his history of hanging around inside storm drains dressed as a dancing clown
I feel like anyone who told the Kingpin that his new code name was 'Dirigible' would be smooshed up into a sort of human ball about 5 seconds later
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I feel like anyone who told the Kingpin that his new code name was 'Dirigible' would be smooshed up into a sort of human ball about 5 seconds later
I have a lot of respect for you as a creator so I'll take your word for it.
November 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I have a lot of respect for you as a creator so I'll take your word for it.
I actually saw this movie for the first time last week, and it's so much fun. The Elvira hair reveal seals it.
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I actually saw this movie for the first time last week, and it's so much fun. The Elvira hair reveal seals it.
AI standing for 'Aaaaaa Insects'
November 1, 2025 at 11:29 AM
AI standing for 'Aaaaaa Insects'
(You did a good job though)
November 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
(You did a good job though)
My wife went last night too and had a blast. She works with one of the performers and was delighted by his chip costume.
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 AM
My wife went last night too and had a blast. She works with one of the performers and was delighted by his chip costume.
When will we get a collection of this? I need to prepare my son for office job
October 31, 2025 at 9:32 AM
When will we get a collection of this? I need to prepare my son for office job
My Dad survived it, only to go loco down in Acapulco
October 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
My Dad survived it, only to go loco down in Acapulco