Joel The Bandit
@joel311bandit.bsky.social
"Hey, look, everyone, it's Joel The Party Bandit!"-Andrew W.K. The same narc from all the other socials. The mind of an Eric Andre sketch. KS/KC ❤️ Homegrown Buzz forever 🎶
#Spotify #unwrapped 😅🔫🤑 As "I Fuck Around" by Melvins is blasting in the background.
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
#Spotify #unwrapped 😅🔫🤑 As "I Fuck Around" by Melvins is blasting in the background.
😎🤣 Celebrated Halloween down in Strawberry Hill out at my favorite spots Hillsiders. I was dressed up like a narc as usual, but I am thankful to call these two fantastic bartenders some of my best buds. Cheers to getting through another week in this crazy timeline. Wheww.
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
😎🤣 Celebrated Halloween down in Strawberry Hill out at my favorite spots Hillsiders. I was dressed up like a narc as usual, but I am thankful to call these two fantastic bartenders some of my best buds. Cheers to getting through another week in this crazy timeline. Wheww.
☠️🎃🤣🤘 The ONLY Halloween photo I'll ever need in my fiendsh life. Getting to meet a real-life monster, my shocked face was covering up the fear I had inside. Taken a few years ago, I was somehow able to meet Doyle, the guitarist from #themisfits. Hope it's a spooky one for ya.
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
☠️🎃🤣🤘 The ONLY Halloween photo I'll ever need in my fiendsh life. Getting to meet a real-life monster, my shocked face was covering up the fear I had inside. Taken a few years ago, I was somehow able to meet Doyle, the guitarist from #themisfits. Hope it's a spooky one for ya.
🤣🎤😵💫 Nothing says sexy like being sent this photo from both your buddies' wives the day after doing karaoke. I'll happily submit this photo for this week's Thursday fun. Last weekend was one of the greatest nights I've had all year. The face of my buds surprising me with throwing on some #thundercat.
October 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
🤣🎤😵💫 Nothing says sexy like being sent this photo from both your buddies' wives the day after doing karaoke. I'll happily submit this photo for this week's Thursday fun. Last weekend was one of the greatest nights I've had all year. The face of my buds surprising me with throwing on some #thundercat.
No shame in my game on yet another spectacular Thursday. It's having my buddies being my cheerleaders, but any chance I get, I've just been biking like a madman. I've been hitting my personal best at 30+miles. Once again, I'm just blasting some #turnstile, and my mental health is doing great 😅🚴♀️🤘
October 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
No shame in my game on yet another spectacular Thursday. It's having my buddies being my cheerleaders, but any chance I get, I've just been biking like a madman. I've been hitting my personal best at 30+miles. Once again, I'm just blasting some #turnstile, and my mental health is doing great 😅🚴♀️🤘
🤠🤣🤼♂️🤷♂️ Hey @kcopossum.bsky.social should I send #chappellroan that DM about her showing up to your work and trying to challenge you to the ultimate game of Galaga?!? She followed me from the ol Tank Room days. The Iron Sheiks manager was asking me all the questions as well. #kansascity #pinkponyclub
October 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
🤠🤣🤼♂️🤷♂️ Hey @kcopossum.bsky.social should I send #chappellroan that DM about her showing up to your work and trying to challenge you to the ultimate game of Galaga?!? She followed me from the ol Tank Room days. The Iron Sheiks manager was asking me all the questions as well. #kansascity #pinkponyclub
7 years ago this evening, @pennymarie.bsky.social and the rest of the gang convinced "The Party Bandit" to jump on that #recordbarkc stage with the Party God.The one and only #andrewwk to sing "Party Hard"
The karaoke dreams since I was 10 became a reality that night.
🥳🤘🙏 Wild times..Party more.
The karaoke dreams since I was 10 became a reality that night.
🥳🤘🙏 Wild times..Party more.
September 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
7 years ago this evening, @pennymarie.bsky.social and the rest of the gang convinced "The Party Bandit" to jump on that #recordbarkc stage with the Party God.The one and only #andrewwk to sing "Party Hard"
The karaoke dreams since I was 10 became a reality that night.
🥳🤘🙏 Wild times..Party more.
The karaoke dreams since I was 10 became a reality that night.
🥳🤘🙏 Wild times..Party more.
Can't thank my buddy enough for building me a pretty sick E-BIKE from the ground up. 😵💫🧠🚲 It's weeks like this where I just blast #turnstile in the headphones and just get lost on my 30+ mile adventure. My mental health is doing so much better & tryin to get fit! We're all out here kickin ass. 🤘
September 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Can't thank my buddy enough for building me a pretty sick E-BIKE from the ground up. 😵💫🧠🚲 It's weeks like this where I just blast #turnstile in the headphones and just get lost on my 30+ mile adventure. My mental health is doing so much better & tryin to get fit! We're all out here kickin ass. 🤘
🐜🐜🐜🤘🥹 The ultimate send-off/tribute to the prince of darkness has arrived on this very holy Sunday. From the mind of one #Methsydicate.
Through feeling the sadness to just a few weeks later bursting out laughing. The dial will forever be stuck on 11. Thanks for all the stories, Ozz. #ripozzy
Through feeling the sadness to just a few weeks later bursting out laughing. The dial will forever be stuck on 11. Thanks for all the stories, Ozz. #ripozzy
August 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
🐜🐜🐜🤘🥹 The ultimate send-off/tribute to the prince of darkness has arrived on this very holy Sunday. From the mind of one #Methsydicate.
Through feeling the sadness to just a few weeks later bursting out laughing. The dial will forever be stuck on 11. Thanks for all the stories, Ozz. #ripozzy
Through feeling the sadness to just a few weeks later bursting out laughing. The dial will forever be stuck on 11. Thanks for all the stories, Ozz. #ripozzy
Hope I didn't miss the cut-off... Just got out of seeing the new "Naked Gun" and felt the need to get this one off my chest. My buddies brother had an all water themed birthday party last weekend. So, pink headband and decided to honor Randy Savage instead. Good stuff. Cheers to another week. 😅🤘
August 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Hope I didn't miss the cut-off... Just got out of seeing the new "Naked Gun" and felt the need to get this one off my chest. My buddies brother had an all water themed birthday party last weekend. So, pink headband and decided to honor Randy Savage instead. Good stuff. Cheers to another week. 😅🤘
🤫🤫🤫 Don't let anyone know that I took my sidepiece to the #TTT show. I certainly hope they don't throw us up on the giant video screen... That'd be a damn shaaame. Haha. Had to jump in with a repeat photo, but I'm sending all the damn hugs with another wild and FUN week. Whewww it's humid.
July 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
🤫🤫🤫 Don't let anyone know that I took my sidepiece to the #TTT show. I certainly hope they don't throw us up on the giant video screen... That'd be a damn shaaame. Haha. Had to jump in with a repeat photo, but I'm sending all the damn hugs with another wild and FUN week. Whewww it's humid.
Felt like the damn prom king this past weekend getting to catch my favorite local bands #TheSluts at one of my favorite spots #Hillsiders. This narc felt all the love and reminded me to just keep being ridiculous in this ridiculous timeline. 💖😅🍻🤴 OHHHH #hugs
June 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Felt like the damn prom king this past weekend getting to catch my favorite local bands #TheSluts at one of my favorite spots #Hillsiders. This narc felt all the love and reminded me to just keep being ridiculous in this ridiculous timeline. 💖😅🍻🤴 OHHHH #hugs
I'm a member of the dead dads club for over 30 years now. So I totally believe you got those other dads. Saw this flyer up the other night from #malort. Chug a bottle, and we witness a Mortal Kombat. Cheers, good sir. This needs to be turned into a card. It works for everything. 🤣🫡🥃👊
June 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I'm a member of the dead dads club for over 30 years now. So I totally believe you got those other dads. Saw this flyer up the other night from #malort. Chug a bottle, and we witness a Mortal Kombat. Cheers, good sir. This needs to be turned into a card. It works for everything. 🤣🫡🥃👊
🤣🤣🤣 What a day on the timeline. I'm just adding to it! My birthday was this past Monday. So last Friday night, I got to cash in my gift and got to see one of my favorite comedians, #adamray, as #drlhil over at The Midland. You'd think I'd change at 33..Just as goofy as ever with the gang.
June 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
🥳🤣🤘This is the moment I knew I peaked in my later 20s. I should have called it a day and just wrapped it up. Yet here I am on a Monday somehow turning 33.Refusing to give up this "Party" Thank you to all the folks who have tolerated me throughout the years & so many crazy KC memories.
#Birthdayvibes
#Birthdayvibes
June 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
🥳🤣🤘This is the moment I knew I peaked in my later 20s. I should have called it a day and just wrapped it up. Yet here I am on a Monday somehow turning 33.Refusing to give up this "Party" Thank you to all the folks who have tolerated me throughout the years & so many crazy KC memories.
#Birthdayvibes
#Birthdayvibes
Just being able to continue doing what I love most, getting out last weekend to my favorite bar #Hillsiders and supporting two of my favorites #dreamgirl & #FaceFace. 😅😂 The reaction says it all. A bar filled with folks who made this narcs dreams a reality.
May 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Just being able to continue doing what I love most, getting out last weekend to my favorite bar #Hillsiders and supporting two of my favorites #dreamgirl & #FaceFace. 😅😂 The reaction says it all. A bar filled with folks who made this narcs dreams a reality.
💙💖🤣 Who would have thought that they would trust ME! Of all people with the baby. This past weekend , I got to visit with my magical niece Noa for the second time ever. She grabbed my good luck @royals.com hat and put it on. My heart melted. Haha, she was giving me all the Bobby baseball stats.
May 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
💙💖🤣 Who would have thought that they would trust ME! Of all people with the baby. This past weekend , I got to visit with my magical niece Noa for the second time ever. She grabbed my good luck @royals.com hat and put it on. My heart melted. Haha, she was giving me all the Bobby baseball stats.
🤘🤘🤘 You helped me out with the most rad house warming present for my buddy James. He recently got married, but this is framed in the kitchen. Every house party "Yooo, who made this?!" Your work is very much being appreciated. Looove this!
May 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
🤘🤘🤘 You helped me out with the most rad house warming present for my buddy James. He recently got married, but this is framed in the kitchen. Every house party "Yooo, who made this?!" Your work is very much being appreciated. Looove this!
This past weekend, I got to visit my niece Noa for the second time ever. 🥹💙⚾️ She was giving me all the Bobby Baseball stats and finally wore my good luck @royals.com hat!! She's from Cali visiting, but I hope she gets to go this week in SF. Can't wait to #HEYHEYHEYHEY when she can talk. #Royals
May 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
This past weekend, I got to visit my niece Noa for the second time ever. 🥹💙⚾️ She was giving me all the Bobby Baseball stats and finally wore my good luck @royals.com hat!! She's from Cali visiting, but I hope she gets to go this week in SF. Can't wait to #HEYHEYHEYHEY when she can talk. #Royals
Since it's the #nfldraft, I thought I'd be appropriate to post when the narcs over @espn.com officially caught "The Bandit" going absolutely insane for those @chiefs.bsky.social 🤣❤️💛🏈 Still lookin for the dude who stepped on my shoes but my phone went nuts after this moment. Gotta rep. #Chiefs
April 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Since it's the #nfldraft, I thought I'd be appropriate to post when the narcs over @espn.com officially caught "The Bandit" going absolutely insane for those @chiefs.bsky.social 🤣❤️💛🏈 Still lookin for the dude who stepped on my shoes but my phone went nuts after this moment. Gotta rep. #Chiefs
💪🏾 I'll be rooting for you like it's night 3 of #wrestlemania you got this man! She ate my imaginary child. Time for some payback. The ridiculous things I pick up from the Instagram feed. It gets the reactions it deserves, but you got this.
April 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
💪🏾 I'll be rooting for you like it's night 3 of #wrestlemania you got this man! She ate my imaginary child. Time for some payback. The ridiculous things I pick up from the Instagram feed. It gets the reactions it deserves, but you got this.
🥰🤘⚽️ I got to have myself a mini-reunion a few weeks back on a Thursday with the indoor soccer gang. I'm not sure who the narc in the middle is....*Kinda goofy...* Haha, I'm just thankful for the longer lasting friendships of folks who keep me sane and still keep me being my ridiculous self. #Win
April 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
🥰🤘⚽️ I got to have myself a mini-reunion a few weeks back on a Thursday with the indoor soccer gang. I'm not sure who the narc in the middle is....*Kinda goofy...* Haha, I'm just thankful for the longer lasting friendships of folks who keep me sane and still keep me being my ridiculous self. #Win
March 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
@kcopossum.bsky.social 🤣👽🔊🌬🎶 HAPPY #311DAY FROM THE BANDIT!!! It's still one of the greatest/bravest moments I've witnessed on television. #EricAndre FINALLY! #investigates311.
This is the answers we deeply needed on this day.
This is the answers we deeply needed on this day.
March 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
@kcopossum.bsky.social 🤣👽🔊🌬🎶 HAPPY #311DAY FROM THE BANDIT!!! It's still one of the greatest/bravest moments I've witnessed on television. #EricAndre FINALLY! #investigates311.
This is the answers we deeply needed on this day.
This is the answers we deeply needed on this day.
🤣 My buddy is getting married in April, and his fiance a few weeks back wanted pics of the entire friend group. Nothing will ever beat blasting #Enya while being put into a wrestling hold. The seasons are more than welcome to change, but I'll always be that narc. Happy #TTT 🌞 LMFAO week made!!! Ty.
February 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM