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@joel-xo.bsky.social
All multiplayer games being online. I want to play a local coop!
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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From now on, when discussing the budget, please use “is this measure bigger than the cost to the exchequer of gen Z drinking less” as your metric for assessing whether something actually raises or costs a significant sum
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Quick someone tag Brennan Lee Mulligan
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007
Akinator, the mind reading genie
Akinator can read your mind and tell you what character you are thinking of, as if by magic. Think of a real or fictional character, answer few questions, and Akinator will try to guess who it is. Wil...
en.akinator.com
October 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I know what you're thinking and no, that's not how they rescued him.

www.irishexaminer.com/news/munster...
Child rescued after getting trapped in Co Clare claw machine
The young child is believed to have climbed into the ‘Cosmic Crane’ machine through a large slot from which the footballs are dispensed
www.irishexaminer.com
September 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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This takes "be gay, do crimes" to previously unimagined levels
September 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I cannot imagine a more insane emergency all-hands meeting to call than what is absolutely going down over there today
September 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I think one of my cats is broken
July 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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the UK’s Internet age verification law has led to the effective censorship of all LGBT content on Reddit

what a shocking and unexpected turn of events!
July 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
1) Have Maya Angelou and Lightning McQueen ever been paired together before in human history?
2) The quote is wrong
3) Is Lightning McQueen threatening me?
July 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Never change, England
July 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Assuming the 10 billion figure is correct, that makes data centre usage is 27 million litres a day.

Versus a projected UK shortfall of 5,000 million litres a day by 2065. So 0.5% or so of that projected shortfall. It’s just not a major part of the problem, at all.
This stuff is so maddening. The top part says 10b litres *a year* and then later there is a 5bn/a day shortfall. Ie data centers are irrelevant. 10b litres a year is trivial! A single reservoir will be 100-150bn litres! Later it says we don’t even know if the data center one is solid!
July 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Transport for London (TfL) has confirmed that it will be pushing ahead with regulating pedicabs following a recent public consultation.

www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/pub...
Public backs crackdown on pedicabs as TfL prepares new rules to control them
Transport for London (TfL) has confirmed that it will be pushing ahead with regulating pedicabs following a recent public consultation.
www.ianvisits.co.uk
June 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor

Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
June 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Connections writer today clearly a Simpsons fan
June 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Walk on fare for two from London to York at 4pm on a Monday: £345*.

"Demand pricing helps smooth overcrowding and gives us all a better railway!"

Peak trains:
June 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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if climate change isn’t real how do you explain mariah carey starting to defrost in june???? checkmate, deniers
🚨 Mariah Carey teases new album:

“What’s your type?”
June 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
April 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Had a nice time earlier telling my mum that Netflix and chill is not just watching Netflix with maybe a glass of wine
April 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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one of the most celebrated artists of all time who painted dozens of self-portraits and the top image is AI-generated lol
March 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Yes I have asked my councillors what has happened to the Havering tram and I’m sure you’re all as keen as I am what the answer is
March 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Had to just define the word “cajole” because someone thought I was making up something with my name in it
March 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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"Dear lord, what a sad little life, Jane"
February 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM