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Joe Jacobbi
@joejacobbi.bsky.social
Restaurant Owner, Buffalo Native, Florida Resident, Peanut Stick Lover, Bills, Mets, Sabres Fanatic, Schnauzer Enthusiast, FUCK TRUMP
(formerly Hank Mardukas on Elron’s hellscape)
Bad Religion. Pearl Jam. MCU. Dudeist.
Even Michael Scott knew this
June 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Aaron Schobel or Phil Hansen
December 11, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Do you have a house in my neighborhood? 🤔
December 10, 2024 at 3:15 AM
We saw what Belichick was before and after Brady, so, probably not. Very rarely do we see coaches thrive without a really good QB.
December 9, 2024 at 9:18 PM
This years ST is just bad. Every non-touchback is one guy away from busting a TD. Bass looks good…until he doesn’t. Our KO returns have been abysmal. We’ve had two good punt returns all year. Then there’s the blocked punt. ST is part of the game-they don’t need to be great but can’t be this pathetic
December 9, 2024 at 12:53 AM
My dad was so mad 😂 “he’s making millions and can’t pay a kid to shovel for him or hire a service?!? Hell, I would’ve done it if he asked!”
December 8, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Naw we were solid that year.

That was the year we lost to PIT in the playoffs. I’ll never forget that year because at that time, my dad lived right across the street from Bruce Smith in Hamburg. 5 days before the game we saw him snow blowing his own driveway. And he got sick and missed that game
December 8, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Tackling dummies!
December 8, 2024 at 3:07 PM
#95 in 1995. As I recall he ran away with the title that season. What’s crazy is he was a linebacker and I’m pretty sure we had three players with double digits sacks that season
December 8, 2024 at 3:01 PM
…then the stadium had a total of 4 women’s rest rooms. Since I was so young my mom made me go to the bathroom with her in the women’s room. The line was at least an hour long. We missed a bunch 😂 but the scene on the way to the stadium was unreal. It was like the president and the pope were in town
December 8, 2024 at 5:06 AM
I remember I wanted to see him so bad. I begged my parents to go and my mom took me for my 7th BD. I remember only 2 things- he threw his fedora and I wanted to catch it but wasn’t anywhere near the stage. And it was at the stadium where the Bills play in Buffalo and it held like 85k. And back 1/2
December 8, 2024 at 5:04 AM
December 8, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Got a real crack team on top of this one here

“Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!”
December 8, 2024 at 12:35 AM
You cut those mattress tags didn’t you!
December 6, 2024 at 10:41 PM
December 4, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Bill Belichick won it three times with Brady. John Harbaugh won it the when Lamar won his first MVP. Goff is getting MVP chatter. So they just need to be consistent about it. O’Connell or Payton are fine but if the reasons for not are you have a great QB, well…
December 3, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I part of the mafia, born and raised in Buffalo. This asshole needs to be banned from this stadium and the new one when it opens. We are all about fun shenanigans, not this kind. When the Bills see this, I’m pretty sure they’ll make this right. Give her and her dad seats in a box for the next game!”
December 3, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Oh they are bringing the playoffs back? I just assumed they canceled the playoffs for the past 15 years since I haven’t seen the Sabres in them 😉😂
December 3, 2024 at 6:41 PM
He has pet alpacas and didn’t know what they were called? 🤔
December 2, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Bruce is also my favorite player of all time, although Josh is absolutely giving him a run for his money. (You could take that old Bad Things commercial and replace it with Josh and it would fit pretty well 😂😂)

That said, I’d go #50. He’s not even hit his full potential youtu.be/HU8gvF6WCIk?...
Bruce Smith Bad Things
YouTube video by Brian Lopez
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December 2, 2024 at 6:32 PM