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nature's cruelest mistake
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[Harpo Marx was born Adolf (later Arthur) Marx on this day in 1888. Circa HORSE FEATHERS he was handing out nude photographs of himself as a gag; one was auctioned recently for $5,760. You can see it here, but I've warned you. (Thanks Teakagee!)]

bid.juliensauctions.com/lot-details/...
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
the t-rex has a big burger where'd you get that from king?
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The government is full of pedophiles and the legacy media is complicit but on the plus side broad adoption of Linux on the desktop might have a fighting chance so today is kind of a wash.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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found out today there's a sticker pack in microsoft teams of a guy named calamity bert who's about to kill himself
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Q: it's a VPN, 007. it essentially hides you from your internet service provider, or ISP

007: sounds like something a gay guy would use when looking at gay porn lol. would that even work, i wonder??
October 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I think my favorite thing about "every city reveals its inner character" era of ice protests is that people keep saying portland is weird or cute or nice or silly when one of the most common chants at the ice building is people looking up at feds on the roof and yelling "jump! jump! jump!" in unison
Portland resists with whimsical improv theater, Chicago resists by screaming at weird jagoffs that don’t belong in the neighborhood. Every city brings its own strengths to the fight
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Orlando Hernández
Pitcher
Debut: 1998 - Retired: 2007
NYY - NYM - ARI - CHW
Orlando Hernández at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Orlando Hernández
baseball-reference.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
grats to chauncey on making your end as embarrassing as your beginning (sitting silently while the league's biggest asshole ran a disaster press conference excusing your rape allegation) hell of a way for the worst coach this team's ever had to go out.
October 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
the mariners love their inning-ending double plays they're inventing new ones now
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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ffsdfff
October 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
rudy is enjoying battletoads double dragon more than @jeffgerstmann.com is i think
October 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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POV: You’re at the Emergency World Naked Bike Ride in Portland, OR.
October 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I know Civil War is happening but this just went up and I think we should watch it:
The 1998 Detroit Pistons Broadcast Introduction (now with updated computer graphics!)
YouTube video by Ryan Van Dusen
youtu.be
October 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
nearest burgerville is at least 15 minutes away hope they're praying to a microwave bc those fries are stone cold
Apropos of nothing, Sec. Kristi Noem is currently praying over Burgerville with Portland ICE officials.
October 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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BEN RICE HOMERED IN HIS FIRST CAREER PLAYOFF AT-BAT
October 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
September 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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talk about double trouble: two new york baseball teams are headed to the postseason. or i mean talk about single trouble: a new york baseball team is headed to the postseason
September 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
September 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM