Garf Lasang
@joehuiras.bsky.social
Loves orange cats, hates orange man
he/him
he/him
me (meeting tobey maguire): you were in spider-men, were you not?
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
me (meeting tobey maguire): you were in spider-men, were you not?
A Minnesota style escape room where you're playing as guests who keep slapping their knees and say "welp better get going" for 2 hours
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
A Minnesota style escape room where you're playing as guests who keep slapping their knees and say "welp better get going" for 2 hours
Nightmare cousin rotation
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Nightmare cousin rotation
I don't like that Jack White is blue now. He should've stayed red.
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I don't like that Jack White is blue now. He should've stayed red.
Fine I'll start my own casino with Bojack and Horseman
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Fine I'll start my own casino with Bojack and Horseman
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"the gables are always greener on the other side" -anne
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"the gables are always greener on the other side" -anne
the sun bear doesn't get enough love . just look at him . the absolute goober
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
the sun bear doesn't get enough love . just look at him . the absolute goober
you're at bosnia, i need you at herzogovenia
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
you're at bosnia, i need you at herzogovenia
Baby, you and me go together like Bosnia and Herzegovina
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Baby, you and me go together like Bosnia and Herzegovina
Name a black and white film
Double Indemnity
Double Indemnity
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Name a black and white film
Double Indemnity
Double Indemnity
Using pyschology is when you just tell someone what you want
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Using pyschology is when you just tell someone what you want
If a giant wooden horse conspicuously appears outside my kingdoms' walls you best believe I'm wheeling in that gift. Its mine now you fools.
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If a giant wooden horse conspicuously appears outside my kingdoms' walls you best believe I'm wheeling in that gift. Its mine now you fools.
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Chuck, Larry, Bill
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Chuck, Larry, Bill
@oldfriend99.bsky.social did you have a post that had the word gist in it a while back?
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
@oldfriend99.bsky.social did you have a post that had the word gist in it a while back?
Ope! At the potluck
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Ope! At the potluck
Trump's life is going to end like Citizen Kane only instead of saying a word from his beloved childhood, hell say a misogynistic slur and detectives will have to figure out which woman filled him with hatred the most (ex wife, wife, Rosie O'Donnell, mother, etc)
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Trump's life is going to end like Citizen Kane only instead of saying a word from his beloved childhood, hell say a misogynistic slur and detectives will have to figure out which woman filled him with hatred the most (ex wife, wife, Rosie O'Donnell, mother, etc)
No, weed is not "a gateway drug." It is "a great way drug" though. A great way to get stoned off your ass!
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
No, weed is not "a gateway drug." It is "a great way drug" though. A great way to get stoned off your ass!
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holding my girls hair back while she has diarrhea
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
holding my girls hair back while she has diarrhea
me: officer why are you arresting me?
officer: because you were horny on main...
me: what i do on the internet is my own business
officer: ...street
me: oh right, yeah
officer: because you were horny on main...
me: what i do on the internet is my own business
officer: ...street
me: oh right, yeah
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
me: officer why are you arresting me?
officer: because you were horny on main...
me: what i do on the internet is my own business
officer: ...street
me: oh right, yeah
officer: because you were horny on main...
me: what i do on the internet is my own business
officer: ...street
me: oh right, yeah
Stranger Things S5E1:
(we begin in media res)
kid#1: "boy, that sure was some adventure we had in the dimension that ages you 5 or 10 years..."
(we begin in media res)
kid#1: "boy, that sure was some adventure we had in the dimension that ages you 5 or 10 years..."
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Stranger Things S5E1:
(we begin in media res)
kid#1: "boy, that sure was some adventure we had in the dimension that ages you 5 or 10 years..."
(we begin in media res)
kid#1: "boy, that sure was some adventure we had in the dimension that ages you 5 or 10 years..."
Reposted by Garf Lasang
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My review of Running Man (2025) *RUN*... don't walk to catch this one in theaters (just kidding I didn't see it).
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My review of Running Man (2025) *RUN*... don't walk to catch this one in theaters (just kidding I didn't see it).
Your honor, I was eepy
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Your honor, I was eepy
If Donald Trump were impeached for lying about blowing Bill Clinton, it would be kinda crazy, right?
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If Donald Trump were impeached for lying about blowing Bill Clinton, it would be kinda crazy, right?
Today I am sad that Charlie Kirk isn't around to see Trump constantly being exposed as a pedofile
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Today I am sad that Charlie Kirk isn't around to see Trump constantly being exposed as a pedofile