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Joe Gekko
@joegekko.bsky.social
Internet possum, living the dream.
Just call me out why don't you.
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"Your insistence that the hangar open for the airplane to land is highly illogical on at least 2 counts. One, airplanes land on the runway and taxi into the hangar and Two, what you call an 'airplane' is clearly a spoon of liquefied peas and carrots which is yucky, gross, and poopoo."
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It's not obvious *or* intended (even though it should be IMHO), and the Daniel Craig Bond movie 'Skyfall' puts the theory to rest. Until its made canon in the next movie, probably.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"The LORD has given unto you these 15 <crash>... 10! 10 commandments!"
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Turbo Virgin is a Judas Priest hit from the Negaverse.
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Meme-orialized was right there.
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
AmHENhotep was *right there*. C'mon!
October 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
9 cups of sugar to 2 Tbsp of citric acid? Worst. Lemonade. Ever.
October 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
SO *that's* how the War Thunder Forums get all their top secret leaks...
October 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If you're a Dutch TV producer why are you looking at my bsky?
October 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'd suggest it for Friday Fucks or Sucks but it fucks by design so...
October 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It's just lockerraum talk.
October 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
That's the one. 👆
October 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"Movin' Right Along" is more danceable.
October 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I am opposed to the death penalty, except for corporations.
October 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Two years ago I'd have agreed with you. Now? 🤷‍♂️
October 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM