Joe F
@joefosterx.bsky.social
I wasn't a cat person, so I married a cat lady.
I am Mister Cat Lady.
I'm also into technology and ancient Greek history
Friend of DeSoto
I am Mister Cat Lady.
I'm also into technology and ancient Greek history
Friend of DeSoto
My ancient take on The Last Jedi, is Admiral Ackbar lives long enough to be the hyperspace sacrifice, instead of Mon Mothma. When the imperials realize what's going on they of course react with
"It's a trap!"
"It's a trap!"
flashing back to the weeks after The Last Jedi came out and one of my mutuals decided her litmus test for Good People™️ was gonna be whether they supported Holdo's decision and/or liked the movie. she was not the only person who made that decision.
that was not a fun time.
that was not a fun time.
December 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My ancient take on The Last Jedi, is Admiral Ackbar lives long enough to be the hyperspace sacrifice, instead of Mon Mothma. When the imperials realize what's going on they of course react with
"It's a trap!"
"It's a trap!"
what this tells me is that there is entanglement between the subspace of reward hacking and all of the bad subspaces and that if you tell it that the Naughty Subspace is orthogonal then it is
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Stay out of my parking space, ya turkey!
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Stay out of my parking space, ya turkey!
The parents loved the savory options!
October 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The parents loved the savory options!
Nice wheel you got there. Be a shame if someone reinvented it.
October 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Nice wheel you got there. Be a shame if someone reinvented it.
This Halloween: All Savory
October 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This Halloween: All Savory
They assimilate entire constituencies and we fall back
October 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
They assimilate entire constituencies and we fall back
Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Demiurge?
As a gnostic animist pantheist (I think Jesus's dad is the bad guy, almost everyone is my friend & those friends do magic w/ me against our ops) I mean no disrespect to the first incarcerated entity in the universe, Lucifer the Lightbringinger & Morning Star, when I say this shit is satanic as fuck
October 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Demiurge?
"Mommy, will our car be fixed right?"
This is what I want to read not just at the body shop. I read this at home with my breakfast yogurt.
September 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Mommy, will our car be fixed right?"
This is a Jim Varney-stan account now.
September 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This is a Jim Varney-stan account now.
Points to the sign.
US political violence overwhelmingly comes from the right -
the side that calls for, glorifies, & literally pardons it
the side that calls for, glorifies, & literally pardons it
September 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Points to the sign.
He doesn't mess with em. Just tries to get them into computer school.
going to need somebody to explain this to me as if I were a very small child
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
August 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
He doesn't mess with em. Just tries to get them into computer school.
I need to commission a "School of Athens", but it's all 40k.
Bare minimum for holding a conversation
Lion El’Jonson
Fulgrim
Perturabo
Jaghatai Khan
Leman Russ
Rogal Dorn
Konrad Kurze
Sanguinius
Ferrus Manus
Angron
Roboute Guilliman
Mortarion
Magnus the Red
Horus Lupercal
Lorgar Aurelian
Vulkan
Corvus Corax
Alpharius/Omegon
Lion El’Jonson
Fulgrim
Perturabo
Jaghatai Khan
Leman Russ
Rogal Dorn
Konrad Kurze
Sanguinius
Ferrus Manus
Angron
Roboute Guilliman
Mortarion
Magnus the Red
Horus Lupercal
Lorgar Aurelian
Vulkan
Corvus Corax
Alpharius/Omegon
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I need to commission a "School of Athens", but it's all 40k.
Boromir was framed / Did nothing wrong!
(I'm here for all this Boromir revisionism)
(I'm here for all this Boromir revisionism)
From his perspective, Bigfoot is lecturing everyone about what to do with a nuclear bomb.
Had Boromir even actually ever met an Elf or a Dwarf before? Man’s at a meeting with a bunch of cryptids.
August 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Boromir was framed / Did nothing wrong!
(I'm here for all this Boromir revisionism)
(I'm here for all this Boromir revisionism)
Shovel is not scalable
July 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Shovel is not scalable
Lord Business Origin Story
This is a woman who stepped on Legos one too many times and finally said, not today Satan
July 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Lord Business Origin Story
Billboard: Shocking savings on electric dryers
Me: Is this the frayed-wire discount?
Me: Is this the frayed-wire discount?
July 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Billboard: Shocking savings on electric dryers
Me: Is this the frayed-wire discount?
Me: Is this the frayed-wire discount?
Ten Years of Gore
I legit think the golden timeline is one where Bill Clinton gets removed from office and all the misogynists woke pill themselves and elect Gore out of asshole solidarity.
Gawd almighty: A person close to Paxton told NOTUS the day his divorce was announced was his second best day of small-donor fundraising since he launched. #TXSen
www.notus.org/2026-electio...
www.notus.org/2026-electio...
July 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Ten Years of Gore
Baltar did nothing wrong
its funny to imagine a version of BSG robot temper scenario where you have a nerdy girl that turns the key for the nuclear launch because the bishonen virtual husbando asks her to
July 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Baltar did nothing wrong
Time Machine Kill List
Band Name or Podcast?
Band Name or Podcast?
July 9, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Time Machine Kill List
Band Name or Podcast?
Band Name or Podcast?
As far as I know -- our language uses perception and distance as a metric for knowledge.
June 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
As far as I know -- our language uses perception and distance as a metric for knowledge.
Having received the CBS imprimatur, will Josh become too powerful?
I’m going to be on CBS Mornings sometime between 8 and 9 this morning to talk about my standup special (premiering Friday at 8pm eastern time on Blonde Medicine’s YouTube channel)!
June 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Having received the CBS imprimatur, will Josh become too powerful?
Control was a huge favorite of mine and I never made that connection.
But absolutely!
But absolutely!
June 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Control was a huge favorite of mine and I never made that connection.
But absolutely!
But absolutely!