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Joefish From California
@joefish.bsky.social
Professor, arachnologist, worker, guy, basic cable gameshow champion
He/him
emailed u a digest
June 7, 2024 at 11:19 PM
JEFF- I got MRSA`and almost died. Not a good st0ry, but one you should know
June 3, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Hilarious. "I thought I could just spout pseudo-religious nonsense and stay back-bench, but somehow I became Speaker and now I have to fund basic government functions; my base are idiots and are against this."
April 21, 2024 at 6:31 AM
The kind desk-guy at my Mom's care facility said "I like your shirt" today. I am a big ol' kinda fat guy. When you're big and bad, you go loud+plaid. Dude cheered me right up, tho.
April 21, 2024 at 6:25 AM
I would never!
April 17, 2024 at 9:41 AM
You can also make 'em with Bisquick, butter, and an s-load of cheese.
April 17, 2024 at 8:12 AM
I have terrible rhythm, I can't be a percussionist at all, but gosh the drummers get the the fun toys, huh?
April 12, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Popular songs you've probably heard the vibra-slap in:
Short Skirt / Long Jacket. CAKE. 03:24.
Feelin' Alright. Joe Cocker. 04:10.
Crazy Train. Ozzy Osbourne. 04:56.
Godspell soundtrack "Light of the world" (beat 5, measure 6- my slap!)
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April 12, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Yeah, gotta make that clarinet reed vibrate consistently, w/o squeaking, it's a different mouth position than flute. A vibra-slap is a percussion instrument that makes a distinct rattly sound. Claiming to play vibra-slap is like saying "I play triangle" it really only does one note.
April 12, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Played clarinet in band, 5th-8th grade. 1st chair, 8th grade.
Guitar, self-taught, since 7th grade. Vibra-slap and guitar in amateur Godspell productions, 1989, 2018.
April 12, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Both silly and dark. Great one.
April 11, 2024 at 3:52 PM
girls/women wrestle now... awesome!
April 10, 2024 at 2:39 PM
medical procedures*
*if you can afford them (good insurance)
e.g.- Stents instead of heart bypass
Hip replacements as outpatient
nerve blocks for orthopedic surgery
April 10, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I once taught at a high school named after the guy who invented the linotype machine. This gives me a lot of clout, I think.
April 7, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Well, he can only shoot one at a time. If a gang of thieves visit his home though... :-/
April 7, 2024 at 2:38 PM
That's what I'm talking about! I have research software in my lab that only runs on a 32 bit processor. Know how hard it is to find a functional 32 bit processor? Not easy.
April 7, 2024 at 2:36 PM
It was really the soundtrack of 1995 for me.
April 6, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I can imagine a whole series of scenes like this, call 'em "Bad Artistic Choices Theatre"
April 6, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I mean, by then, Bon Jovi's was already in hock, and Adams hadn't had his since '69... so it was really Jimmy's to work with.
April 6, 2024 at 3:58 PM
post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl jam or Soundgarden orAlice in Chains
April 6, 2024 at 3:23 PM
I think he could afford a LOT of porch-swings by the time he wrote Six-String Music
April 6, 2024 at 3:07 PM