Joe
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No additional questions? This is insulting.
A woman at the vampire museum implied that my wife is cursed and then asked to touch her. We’re having a great Saturday.
June 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
No additional questions? This is insulting.
A woman at the vampire museum implied that my wife is cursed and then asked to touch her. We’re having a great Saturday.
May 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
A woman at the vampire museum implied that my wife is cursed and then asked to touch her. We’re having a great Saturday.
That Yellowjackets season finale!! Holy shit!
April 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
That Yellowjackets season finale!! Holy shit!
Of course the Gemstones have a cybertruck
April 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Of course the Gemstones have a cybertruck
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Jackie Daytona
I've already shown ya I'm smitten with you
You know you enthrall me & yet you don't call me
It's making me blue
Pantone 292
Jackie Daytona
I can't enjoy my Corona
Crying into my beer
But alas and alack
You just don't call me back
You have just disappeared
I'm stuck drinking my tears
I've already shown ya I'm smitten with you
You know you enthrall me & yet you don't call me
It's making me blue
Pantone 292
Jackie Daytona
I can't enjoy my Corona
Crying into my beer
But alas and alack
You just don't call me back
You have just disappeared
I'm stuck drinking my tears
March 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Jackie Daytona
I've already shown ya I'm smitten with you
You know you enthrall me & yet you don't call me
It's making me blue
Pantone 292
Jackie Daytona
I can't enjoy my Corona
Crying into my beer
But alas and alack
You just don't call me back
You have just disappeared
I'm stuck drinking my tears
I've already shown ya I'm smitten with you
You know you enthrall me & yet you don't call me
It's making me blue
Pantone 292
Jackie Daytona
I can't enjoy my Corona
Crying into my beer
But alas and alack
You just don't call me back
You have just disappeared
I'm stuck drinking my tears
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Hanif always knows what to say
March 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Hanif always knows what to say
My wife’s review of Conclave: “these cardinals are all messy bitches”
March 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
My wife’s review of Conclave: “these cardinals are all messy bitches”
I can’t believe how much time was dedicated to Meadow’s inability to parallel park
We finally made it to the last episode of the sopranos
March 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I can’t believe how much time was dedicated to Meadow’s inability to parallel park
We finally made it to the last episode of the sopranos
March 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
We finally made it to the last episode of the sopranos
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Mickey 17 (2025)
March 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Mickey 17 (2025)
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I did not know that the black actors in the jive scene wrote the lines for it, and consulted books by black linguists, and the white woman translating played June Cleaver in Leave It to Beaver.
www.moviemaker.com/airplane-jiv...
www.moviemaker.com/airplane-jiv...
'I Speak Jive': 12 Stories of a Hilarious Airplane! Joke That Might Not Fly Today
"I speak jive": The Airplane jive scenes are among the best in comedy filled with great jokes. Here's how they came to be.
www.moviemaker.com
March 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I did not know that the black actors in the jive scene wrote the lines for it, and consulted books by black linguists, and the white woman translating played June Cleaver in Leave It to Beaver.
www.moviemaker.com/airplane-jiv...
www.moviemaker.com/airplane-jiv...
This weekend feels like a post-vacation comedown after the Frail shows last week. Going back to work tomorrow is gonna be brutal
March 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This weekend feels like a post-vacation comedown after the Frail shows last week. Going back to work tomorrow is gonna be brutal
Damn Severance maybe has the best ever use of the Enter Sandman riff
February 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Damn Severance maybe has the best ever use of the Enter Sandman riff
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PSA: All of David Lynch's features have just dropped at archive dot org, including Industrial Symphony No 1, Hotel Room, and the Duran Duran concert
Filmography: David Lynch : David Lynch : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Posted in respects of the late David Lynch (1946–2025). All of Lynch's feature-length content.Eraserhead (1977): A hapless factory worker tries to survive...
archive.org
February 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
PSA: All of David Lynch's features have just dropped at archive dot org, including Industrial Symphony No 1, Hotel Room, and the Duran Duran concert
I keep seeing shit about a venue called Nikki Lopez in Philly and this is just the Pontiac Grille isn’t it?
February 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I keep seeing shit about a venue called Nikki Lopez in Philly and this is just the Pontiac Grille isn’t it?
Why are they letting men sing for Nirvana now?
February 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Why are they letting men sing for Nirvana now?
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It is actually genuinely funny that the Army looked at the Executive Order and said "no"
Army guidance on implementing President Trump's order on transgender troops, filed in court today, says to NOT take adverse personnel action against people based on gender identity "at this time" and to continue medical treatment. for gender dysphoria.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It is actually genuinely funny that the Army looked at the Executive Order and said "no"
Happy Yellowjackets day 🐝🐝
February 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Happy Yellowjackets day 🐝🐝
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go birds
Philadelphia, underdog energy, and the power of imagination.
open.substack.com
February 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
What should I watch while my wife is away this weekend:
- all of Severance
- the 3 hour version of The Blair Witch Project
- other (specify)
- all of Severance
- the 3 hour version of The Blair Witch Project
- other (specify)
February 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
What should I watch while my wife is away this weekend:
- all of Severance
- the 3 hour version of The Blair Witch Project
- other (specify)
- all of Severance
- the 3 hour version of The Blair Witch Project
- other (specify)
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Not entirely untrue.
February 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Not entirely untrue.
They’re playing Kate Bush in Dick’s Sporting Goods
February 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They’re playing Kate Bush in Dick’s Sporting Goods
Companion is excellent. Loved every moment of it. Sophie Thatcher rules
February 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Companion is excellent. Loved every moment of it. Sophie Thatcher rules
Oh my god I can’t believe Harvey Danger’s King James Version is getting a vinyl release. I will do whatever I have to on RSD to get this
February 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Oh my god I can’t believe Harvey Danger’s King James Version is getting a vinyl release. I will do whatever I have to on RSD to get this