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joecaber.bsky.social
@joecaber.bsky.social
True Blue and proud of it.
Furniture designer and engineer. Chicago is the greatest city on Earth and finest hellhole on all 8 planets (plus Pluto too - poor poor Pluto, luv ya little buddy, you've got heart) .
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I will absolutely start wearing a sportcoat and tie as soon as my next flight looks like this:
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Here's Tiberius looking more regal.
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
That's not a cat, that's a doppelganger ! Meet Tiberius.
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Monthly payment would actually drop more than $700. Total interest though increases by more than $1,000,000 over the loan length. Sure you really need that much house to lock yourself into a 50 year terms ?
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Maybe he's thinking about our first female mayor.
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There's going to be a whole lot of poor white folk out there in the countryside who will be surprised they've got fat ghetto asses. Bet mirror sales at the local Walmarts spike soon.

"Me? Fat ghetto ass? No way, but I better check to be sure".
October 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Cropped to the circle
October 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Reduced 60%
Lmk if you want it smaller
October 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
October 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Praying for the day when we finally see a headless body instead of a bodiless head.
October 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
After the cheap gold paint flakes away ....
October 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Melania's new ornament after the cheap gold paint flakes off.
October 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Emperor Tiberius ensconced on his throne while surveying his vast lands and protecting his people from mice and stray treats.
October 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Orange tabbies are the best.
September 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If a picture is worth a thousand words, this picture is way over the character limit here.

But it says it all in an instant.
September 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
September 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Just calling balls and strikes. The leopards will not eat me.
September 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Balls and Strikes my ass. Seems like it's all balls to me.
September 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
A twofer . .
August 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
August 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM