@joebilbo.bsky.social
Wannabe baker dreams of book shops. often found in a book. Constantly craving custard. Derbyshirian near Manchester 🏳️🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 socially awkward idiot with a disordered brain of random knowledge
Finished for weekend finally. Not moving from here for next few hours
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Finished for weekend finally. Not moving from here for next few hours
I bought more Christmas stuff. May need help. In my defence I haven’t actually started decorating yet
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I bought more Christmas stuff. May need help. In my defence I haven’t actually started decorating yet
Tis nearly the season
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Tis nearly the season
Happy bonfire day!
November 5, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Happy bonfire day!
Happy Halloween! Nearly forgot as everything seems to be geared for Christmas already
October 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Happy Halloween! Nearly forgot as everything seems to be geared for Christmas already
I bought these a month ago trying to be organised. Mistake
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I bought these a month ago trying to be organised. Mistake
Quote post with your favourite reaction gif of all time
October 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Quote post with your favourite reaction gif of all time
Grrrrrrrrrr! Am I doing it right?
October 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Grrrrrrrrrr! Am I doing it right?
Might have stayed zoomed in and inappropriately there Hercules sorry
October 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Might have stayed zoomed in and inappropriately there Hercules sorry
Had my hair cut today but after spending the afternoon babysitting the obligatory photo ain’t happening. Just assume it’s adequate please
October 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Had my hair cut today but after spending the afternoon babysitting the obligatory photo ain’t happening. Just assume it’s adequate please
These signs have been on my train for over 5 years. I don’t think I need to describe the train’s condition
October 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
These signs have been on my train for over 5 years. I don’t think I need to describe the train’s condition
I accidentally slept on a chocolate digestive biscuit. Come on lads date me and get unexpected snacks in bed
October 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I accidentally slept on a chocolate digestive biscuit. Come on lads date me and get unexpected snacks in bed
Past me preordering stuff is dangerous
September 28, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Past me preordering stuff is dangerous
There’s a breeze blowing up me shorts
September 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
There’s a breeze blowing up me shorts
Just accidentally made a French woman trip over an umbrella stand and cut her leg while trying to show her a praying mantis. Whoops
September 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Just accidentally made a French woman trip over an umbrella stand and cut her leg while trying to show her a praying mantis. Whoops
Fuck me that’s a steep hill to go buy some water
September 21, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Fuck me that’s a steep hill to go buy some water
Just spent 20 minutes frantically turning my room upside down looking for the sunglasses I bought yesterday because I’d forgotten to pack the ones I’d bought to bring. Guess where they were
September 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Just spent 20 minutes frantically turning my room upside down looking for the sunglasses I bought yesterday because I’d forgotten to pack the ones I’d bought to bring. Guess where they were
My single room with an interesting shower arrangement
September 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My single room with an interesting shower arrangement
Still on boat
September 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Still on boat
I’m on dat dere ferry! Argh shiver me timbers
September 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I’m on dat dere ferry! Argh shiver me timbers
Think I might need to buy some shelves when I get back.
September 18, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Think I might need to buy some shelves when I get back.
Niece is upset and wants to go home because we wouldn’t let her blind herself. Thank god I’m not a parent.
September 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Niece is upset and wants to go home because we wouldn’t let her blind herself. Thank god I’m not a parent.
I’ve been left holding the bikes while sweets are bought. I’m exhausted from pushing them to be honest
September 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I’ve been left holding the bikes while sweets are bought. I’m exhausted from pushing them to be honest