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Wannabe baker dreams of book shops. often found in a book. Constantly craving custard. Derbyshirian near Manchester 🏳️🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 socially awkward idiot with a disordered brain of random knowledge
Finished for weekend finally. Not moving from here for next few hours
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Finished for weekend finally. Not moving from here for next few hours
Another hour and a half before I can sit in front of the fire. Very tempted to make the mulled cider early and just for myself
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Another hour and a half before I can sit in front of the fire. Very tempted to make the mulled cider early and just for myself
I’m cold and sick of running outside to try for the umpteenth time to tie down the wheelie bins and the chairs. The valleys are perfectly designed to funnel the wind
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I’m cold and sick of running outside to try for the umpteenth time to tie down the wheelie bins and the chairs. The valleys are perfectly designed to funnel the wind
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On this day 1998 the wonderful Dinnerladies was broadcast for the first time
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
On this day 1998 the wonderful Dinnerladies was broadcast for the first time
I bought more Christmas stuff. May need help. In my defence I haven’t actually started decorating yet
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I bought more Christmas stuff. May need help. In my defence I haven’t actually started decorating yet
Checks trains before leaving the house all fine. 20 minute drive and they’re cancelled.
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November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Checks trains before leaving the house all fine. 20 minute drive and they’re cancelled.
Arm still hurts from flu jab. Now other arm hurts cos I slept on it funny. Woe be me! Won’t someone please think of me and my minor discomfort!
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Arm still hurts from flu jab. Now other arm hurts cos I slept on it funny. Woe be me! Won’t someone please think of me and my minor discomfort!
Tis nearly the season
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Tis nearly the season
I’m craving olives.
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m craving olives.
Morning! Post flu jab mood seems to have broken, someone be a dear and bring me a cup of tea in bed please?
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Morning! Post flu jab mood seems to have broken, someone be a dear and bring me a cup of tea in bed please?
Just accidentally sent an empty after 8 wrapper to Father Christmas
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Just accidentally sent an empty after 8 wrapper to Father Christmas
So I’m wearing my slobby zip hoodie as it’s the only thing I have that’s a zip through and I was having a flu jab. Sod’s Law the pharmacist was hot
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November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
So I’m wearing my slobby zip hoodie as it’s the only thing I have that’s a zip through and I was having a flu jab. Sod’s Law the pharmacist was hot
I don’t get sizing. Ordered 3 trousers from same place all same size. 1s to big 1s perfect and 1s too small. All same brand. I’m gonna have to start trying things on in the shop *shudders
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I don’t get sizing. Ordered 3 trousers from same place all same size. 1s to big 1s perfect and 1s too small. All same brand. I’m gonna have to start trying things on in the shop *shudders
Happy bonfire day!
November 5, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Happy bonfire day!
Euuurrrgggghhhhhh. Covering work for someone who’s left and the bugger has left a ton of problems that haven’t been looked at and in years
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November 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Euuurrrgggghhhhhh. Covering work for someone who’s left and the bugger has left a ton of problems that haven’t been looked at and in years
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Spent morning sanding doors and then took nieces and nephew to the park to keep them occupied. I am now covered in old paint and mud. My ocd is not happy
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November 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Spent morning sanding doors and then took nieces and nephew to the park to keep them occupied. I am now covered in old paint and mud. My ocd is not happy
Happy Halloween! Nearly forgot as everything seems to be geared for Christmas already
October 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Happy Halloween! Nearly forgot as everything seems to be geared for Christmas already
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Hapworth said: “I feel like such a fool. They’d often say things like ‘it’s getting a bit late’ but I figured they were referring to my lack of mortality.”
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October 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Hapworth said: “I feel like such a fool. They’d often say things like ‘it’s getting a bit late’ but I figured they were referring to my lack of mortality.”
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I bought these a month ago trying to be organised. Mistake
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I bought these a month ago trying to be organised. Mistake
Way too many people today. The Christmas markets are going to be hell
October 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Way too many people today. The Christmas markets are going to be hell
Quote post with your favourite reaction gif of all time
October 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Quote post with your favourite reaction gif of all time
Grrrrrrrrrr! Am I doing it right?
October 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Grrrrrrrrrr! Am I doing it right?
I’ve been very helpful and made mince pies while the sister and dad paint
October 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I’ve been very helpful and made mince pies while the sister and dad paint