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@joebaldwin.me.uk
Person. Admin gonk. Nerd. 80s synthpop idiot. Semi-talented iOS app dev. Tesco Value satirical poster. Lidl croissant enthusiast. It’s always David Cameron’s fault.
Whatever the version of Dignitas is where you get executed by firing squad. Ceausescu-R-Us or something
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Whatever the version of Dignitas is where you get executed by firing squad. Ceausescu-R-Us or something
Actually no not Equity, what’s the other thing. Oh yeah, Dignitas
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Actually no not Equity, what’s the other thing. Oh yeah, Dignitas
Actually this is the second time I’ve been a volunteer for a show on a cruise ship this year, I should ring Equity
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Actually this is the second time I’ve been a volunteer for a show on a cruise ship this year, I should ring Equity
Appreciate that this won’t come up for most people. But just in case
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Appreciate that this won’t come up for most people. But just in case
Or I could get a job as a gong farmer and wind up moving around less shit
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Or I could get a job as a gong farmer and wind up moving around less shit
Welp, I’m fucked mate
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Welp, I’m fucked mate
And I already do wear it with pride, it’s literally a pride lanyard
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
And I already do wear it with pride, it’s literally a pride lanyard
The problem is, entirely seriously - i already have a lanyard and don’t need another one
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The problem is, entirely seriously - i already have a lanyard and don’t need another one
I was the most drunk person in the room. I have won a TUI River Cruises branded lanyard. This is the greatest achievement of my life
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I was the most drunk person in the room. I have won a TUI River Cruises branded lanyard. This is the greatest achievement of my life
The public wants new prime ministers on at least an 18 month cadence now
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The public wants new prime ministers on at least an 18 month cadence now
One of the least funny things the Internet has produced and considering some of the horrors online that’s saying a lot
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
One of the least funny things the Internet has produced and considering some of the horrors online that’s saying a lot
I shouldn’t be allowed alcohol
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I shouldn’t be allowed alcohol
It is literally cost free to be nice to waitstaff. There is no downside to doing it. Choosing not to makes you a homunculus of compacted shit, and is arguably deliberate exploitation of a power imbalance.
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It is literally cost free to be nice to waitstaff. There is no downside to doing it. Choosing not to makes you a homunculus of compacted shit, and is arguably deliberate exploitation of a power imbalance.
Tell me you wouldn’t prefer to watch that than some moneyed prick going around being a spook
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Tell me you wouldn’t prefer to watch that than some moneyed prick going around being a spook
He also gets exposed to a chemical by mistake that lets him turn into a puddle and move objects with his mind
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
He also gets exposed to a chemical by mistake that lets him turn into a puddle and move objects with his mind