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@joebaldwin.me.uk
Person. Admin gonk. Nerd. 80s synthpop idiot. Semi-talented iOS app dev. Tesco Value satirical poster. Lidl croissant enthusiast. It’s always David Cameron’s fault.
Good morning from Silent Hill
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Good morning from Silent Hill
There’s also a fat pigeon
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
There’s also a fat pigeon
Seen the van that delivers your posts
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Seen the van that delivers your posts
Slept fine on boat and now in Koblenz, which is twinned with Norwich, for an additional bit of relevance
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Slept fine on boat and now in Koblenz, which is twinned with Norwich, for an additional bit of relevance
Bored as balls so I have a Long Island iced tea. This can only end well
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Bored as balls so I have a Long Island iced tea. This can only end well
We have arrived and are waiting for a coach transfer. Border control in Frankfurt wasn’t the quickest, he says after spending half the queue looking at the “EU citizens only” automated points with a mixture of sadness and anger
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
We have arrived and are waiting for a coach transfer. Border control in Frankfurt wasn’t the quickest, he says after spending half the queue looking at the “EU citizens only” automated points with a mixture of sadness and anger
Must be rough times for BA if they aren’t activating Windows on their check in kiosks
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Must be rough times for BA if they aren’t activating Windows on their check in kiosks
It’s always good to get a room with a view
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It’s always good to get a room with a view
Catlet has been to the vet, has been given an anti-emetic shot but otherwise seems fine with no obvious issues. She kept her food down last night and there were no piles of sick this morning so it looks like it was just a fluke. Pictured: miserable cat
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Catlet has been to the vet, has been given an anti-emetic shot but otherwise seems fine with no obvious issues. She kept her food down last night and there were no piles of sick this morning so it looks like it was just a fluke. Pictured: miserable cat
Does this guy have a trap remix of TVC 15 which interpolates it with The Widespread World of Rediffusion and the theme tune from The Bill across fifteen different time signatures? No. No he doesn't. "Magnum opus" my taint. Git gud.
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Does this guy have a trap remix of TVC 15 which interpolates it with The Widespread World of Rediffusion and the theme tune from The Bill across fifteen different time signatures? No. No he doesn't. "Magnum opus" my taint. Git gud.
Your mums are coming to Yarmouth for the weekend.
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Your mums are coming to Yarmouth for the weekend.
My dad wanted a copy of my birth certificate for some undefined reason so I sent him this, in case you’re in any doubt as to how little I want to send him my actual birth certificate
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My dad wanted a copy of my birth certificate for some undefined reason so I sent him this, in case you’re in any doubt as to how little I want to send him my actual birth certificate
Reminded of this series of posts
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Reminded of this series of posts
Our local paper is so crap.
Cars aren't "high-octane". Fuel is high-octane. Maybe if you'd asked Manbun Clarkson there he could have told you that.
Cars aren't "high-octane". Fuel is high-octane. Maybe if you'd asked Manbun Clarkson there he could have told you that.
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Our local paper is so crap.
Cars aren't "high-octane". Fuel is high-octane. Maybe if you'd asked Manbun Clarkson there he could have told you that.
Cars aren't "high-octane". Fuel is high-octane. Maybe if you'd asked Manbun Clarkson there he could have told you that.
Regret to inform everyone that apparently it is Thrush Hour
October 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Regret to inform everyone that apparently it is Thrush Hour
Sir, a second herpes monkey lorry has let loose its contents
October 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Sir, a second herpes monkey lorry has let loose its contents
Ughhhhhhh Towa Tei making slop videos for songs that already have videos 😭
October 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Ughhhhhhh Towa Tei making slop videos for songs that already have videos 😭