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V For Viennetta
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Person. Admin gonk. Nerd. 80s synthpop idiot. Semi-talented iOS app dev. Tesco Value satirical poster. Lidl croissant enthusiast. It’s always David Cameron’s fault.
Good morning from Silent Hill
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Boat
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
There’s also a fat pigeon
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Seen the van that delivers your posts
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Big horse
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Slept fine on boat and now in Koblenz, which is twinned with Norwich, for an additional bit of relevance
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Bored as balls so I have a Long Island iced tea. This can only end well
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
We have arrived and are waiting for a coach transfer. Border control in Frankfurt wasn’t the quickest, he says after spending half the queue looking at the “EU citizens only” automated points with a mixture of sadness and anger
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Plen
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Must be rough times for BA if they aren’t activating Windows on their check in kiosks
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
aaaaaaaaaa
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It’s always good to get a room with a view
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Catlet has been to the vet, has been given an anti-emetic shot but otherwise seems fine with no obvious issues. She kept her food down last night and there were no piles of sick this morning so it looks like it was just a fluke. Pictured: miserable cat
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Does this guy have a trap remix of TVC 15 which interpolates it with The Widespread World of Rediffusion and the theme tune from The Bill across fifteen different time signatures? No. No he doesn't. "Magnum opus" my taint. Git gud.
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Your mums are coming to Yarmouth for the weekend.
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
*pop* noice
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 AM
My dad wanted a copy of my birth certificate for some undefined reason so I sent him this, in case you’re in any doubt as to how little I want to send him my actual birth certificate
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Reminded of this series of posts
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
PRISON FOR LIFE
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
😞
November 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Our local paper is so crap.

Cars aren't "high-octane". Fuel is high-octane. Maybe if you'd asked Manbun Clarkson there he could have told you that.
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Approves
October 31, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Regret to inform everyone that apparently it is Thrush Hour
October 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Sir, a second herpes monkey lorry has let loose its contents
October 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Ughhhhhhh Towa Tei making slop videos for songs that already have videos 😭
October 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM