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JocularClaymore
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Goth-grunge, plus-size transfem poet with a deep voice and a killer ass. Deal with it. 🏳️‍⚧️ Ⓐ ⛧ 35

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I loved Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein ❤️
Promotional poster for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein (2025). The Creature, clad in rags and furs, stands in the middle of the Arctic. An icebound ship is in the distance.
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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After playing Ghost of Yōtei, I also wanna try the shamisen!
In the video game Ghost of Yōtei, Atsu plays her shamisen in the middle of a Japanese village.
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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This list of my favorite movies took me all day to make and it's not even final because these lists are never final 😭

#filmsky
My Favorite Films 13 Assassins 2001: A Space Odyssey Alien Aliens Amadeus American Psycho An American Werewolf in London Arrival Audition The Batman Beauty and the Beast (1991) The Big Lebowski Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) Blue Velvet Bone Tomahawk The Bride of Frankenstein Brokeback Mountain A Clockwork Orange The Count of Monte Cristo (2002) The Count of Monte Cristo (2024) The Crow (1994) The Dark Knight The Departed Edward Scissorhands Ed Wood The Emperor's New Groove Eraserhead Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Fantastic Mr. Fox The Fly Frankenstein (1931) Gangs of New York Garden State Get Out Good Will Hunting The Green Knight Hereditary The Hunchback of Notre Dame Inland Empire Jacob's Ladder Jaws Jurassic Park K-Pop Demon Hunters Leon: The Professional The Lighthouse The Lion King (1994) The Little Prince The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Man on the Moon The Matrix Memento MIsery Mrs. Doubtfire Mulholland Drive The Mummy (1999) The Nightmare Before Christmas A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) O Brother, Where Art Thou? One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Pan's Labyrinth Paprika Parasite Perfect Blue Pinocchio (2022) Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Portrait of a Lady on Fire The Prestige Princess Mononoke Prisoners Psycho (1960) Rashomon Rear Window (1954) The Revenant Rope Saw The Secret in Their Eyes Se7en Seven Samurai The Shape of Water The Shawshank Redemption The Shining Sinners Skinamarink The Social Network Spider-Man Spider-Man 2 Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Spirited Away Terminator 2: Judgment Day The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) There Will Be Blood The Thing (1982) Throne of Blood Toy Story Toy Story 2 Toy Story 3 Tron V for Vendetta Vertigo WALL-E Wendell and Wild Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory The Witch The Wolf Man (1941) X-Men X2 Zodiac
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Describe your cat's personality with one photo.
My black cat Hades lying on his back witn his four legs spread out on the couch
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Favorite Christmas movies. ❄️🎄
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) Home Alone (1990) How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Gremlins (1984)
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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My four most anticipated games of 2026 (and beyond)
Resident Evil Requiem (2026) Marvel's Wolverine (2026) The Duskbloods (2026) Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly - Remake (2026)
November 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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My coworker had a jelly beans incident at work. IYKYK
A screenshot of Silent Hill (1999) on PS1. The protagonist's POV shows a bag of jelly beans and a text prompt for the player that reads: "Jelly beans. Do you want to open the bag?" Yes/No Anyone who's played Silent Hill knows that upon opening the bag, the protagonist, Harry Mason, does it poorly and scatters jelly beans all over the floor.
November 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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October 31st November 1st
Jim Carrey as Edward Nygma/The Riddler in Batman Forever (1995) Jim Carrey as The Grinch in How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
November 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Made by @dmiddleham.bsky.social

#DavidsMonthOfMusic #musicsky
#DavidsMonthOfMusic I thought we could try something different this month... Connections! Day 1, pick a song. Any song. Day 2, pick a song that is connected in some way to the previous day and each day just keep finding links to the song from the day before. You can be as basic or as nerdy as you like! A few ideas for links: Written by the same person. Toured together. Guest artist. On the same soundtrack album. Same producer. A cover version of the previous/next artist. Songs have the same name. Or anything glaringly obvious or deliciously obscure as you can find! Hope you enjoy the challenge and look forward to seeing the unexpected places this journey might take you! I'll be back to our scheduled prompts next month. Have fun and be good to each other. Please use the hashtag #DavidsMonthOfMusic
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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I am the bisexual ghost of Mary Shelley
A selfie of me wearing makeup, a Bride of Frankenstein wig, black blazer, a black t-shirt with a white outline of a cartoon ghost and the word "ghost" above it. Happy Halloween! 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Happy Halloween and Blessed Samhain! 🎃🍂🍁

And trans rights are human rights! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
My neighbor's jack-o-lantern with "TRANS RIGHTS" carved into it and displayed on their stoop Another side of my neighbor's jack-o-lantern with "TRANS RIGHTS" and the transgender symbol carved into it and displayed on their stoop
October 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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David Lynch put his heart in every film here. These are just my general preferences at this time.
My Tiermaker list of David Lynch films S: Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with me, Mulholland Drive, Inland Empire A: The Elephant Man, Lost Highway B: Wild at Heart, The Straight Story C: Dune
October 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Happy (early) Halloween! 🎃🟥🏆🌫

Finally got all trophies in Silent Hill 2 (2024 remake)
A screenshot of my PlayStation platinum trophy achievement for the Silent Hill 2 remake
October 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Repost this with you and your significant other (not really):
Raine Whispers holds Eda Clawthorne in their arms as Eda smiles and holds up a small piece of paper with a glyph drawn on it. The Owl House (2020-2023), created by Dana Terrace and distributed by Disney
October 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Day XXIX - creature feature

The Fly (1986)

🎃 #DavidsMonthOfHorror 🎃
Theatrical poster for David Cronenberg's The Fly (1986). From inside a mechanical pod, there emerges a human arm and a fly leg from white light. The film's tagline reads, "Be afraid. Be very afraid."
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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STOP 🛑

Mandatory wallpaper check!
A wet, foggy scene of James Sunderland standing in front of the parking lot railing. In the distance, there are tall trees and hills. The town of Silent Hill is hidden somewhere in the fog. James' light blue car is parked crookedly in a parking space.
October 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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If you see this, post 4 female characters you love
Alice Liddell from Alice: Madness Returns (2011). Previously starred in American McGee's Alice (2000). She's holding a bloody knife known as the Vorpal Blade. The backdrop is an industrial machine with molten lava pouring out of a pipe. Saga Anderson from Alan Wake II (2023). She's holding up a flashlight in one hand and holding a double-barreled shotgun in the other. The backdrop is a forest colored in red lighting. Maria from Silent Hill 2 (2001). She's seated on a chair behind prison bars. There's a hospital bed behind her. Anya from Mouthwashing (2024). She's wearing a turquoise nurse's uniform. The backdrop is a nurse's station with pill bottles, books, and paperwork.
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Day XXVII - 2020s (so far) horror

Mouthwashing (2024)

🎃 #DavidsMonthOfHorror 🎃
Promotional art for the 2024 psychological horror game Mouthwashing. In the center, there's a bloodshot eyeball outlined by dripping red lines. In the background, there are multiple low poly eyeballs of varying sizes.
October 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Not my home, but I know my way around.
Twilight Town as seen in Kingdom Hearts III (2019)
October 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Day XXIV - 2010s horror

Until Dawn (2015)

The original video game, not the 2025 film adaptation.

🎃 #DavidsMonthOfHorror 🎃
Promotional poster for Supermassive Games' 2015 horror game Until Dawn. It shows a human skull as the top portion of a giant hourglass with snow falling to the bottom, where there's a miniature cabin and eight figures standing outside.
October 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Day XXIII - world cinema

Under the Shadow (2016)

🎃 #DavidsMonthOfHorror 🎃
Theatrical poster for the Persian horror film Under the Shadow (2016), written and directed by Babak Anvari. A mother protectively holds her child close on the floor of their home as a square of light with an X inside shines on both of them.
October 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I absolutely love that we got at least two banger films this year that showcase and celebrate a different music genre.

Sinners (blues)
KPop Demon Hunters (k-pop)

Feel free to share other films or shows that do this!
Theatrical poster for Ryan Coogler's Sinners (2025l, depicting Michael B. Jordan with a gun in his hand and standing in front of an ominous sun and figures on the horizon. Promotional poster for KPop Demon Hunters (2025), depicting the k-pop group Huntrix (Rumi, Mira, and Zoey) onstage with their weapons.
October 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's the 1983 Chrysler LeBaron rental that Neal Page and Del Griffith drive home for Thanksgiving.
Del Griffith (John Candy) and Neal Page (Steve Martin) sit and smile in a burned 1986 Chrysler LeBaron on a snowy road. On the set of John Hughes' Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987).
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Day XXII - found footage

Rec (2007)

🎃 #DavidsMonthOfHorror 🎃
Theatrical poster for Rec (2007), depicting a closeup of a disheveled woman, almost split in half by the edge of the poster and is also clad in shadows and orange light.
October 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.
Peregrin "Pippin" Took, played by Billy Boyd in the Lord of the Rings film trilogy (2001-2003). Agent Dale Cooper, played by Kyle MacLachlan in David Lynch's Twin Peaks (1990-1991). Cooper is drinking a cup of coffee with immense satisfaction on his face.
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM