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Joanna Benskin
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cleric in real life, hobbit at heart | likes: food, books, outdoors, D&D, cats | she/her | rev. dr. if I'm feelin fancy, but the dr. isn't in reverending
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Come on over! We're living in abundance and holy chaos. (And living for the goblin children who choose potatoes.)
A basket containing an inviting array of treats: full-sized Butterfinger, Twix, Skittles, and Airheads candies; a cup full of glow sticks; a bowl of tumbled quartz crystals marked NOT CANDY! SHINY ROCKS!; and several potatoes.
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Happy Trinity Sunday! I have prepared a helpful graph.
A graph on a post it note. The X axis is labeled "Knowledge re: the Trinity." The Y axis is labeled "Confusion re: the Trinity." The curve is a rapid ascent to the the top of the chart in confusion as knowledge just begins to increase, followed by a slow and undulating descent to about 70% confusion at the most knowledgeable point shown.
June 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Gettin real apocalyptic in here.
A Google maps screenshot of an area near Utica with a Joanne Fabrics in the search. The description snippet on the map under the Joanne Fabrics location reads: Time is running out.
May 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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A map showing the Gulf of Mexico labeled as the Gulf of TBBLOBNOERN. (From the viral post in which someone drunkenly orders a custom Toblerone candy.)
February 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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(Yes, I suppose it is.)
The "Is this a pigeon?" meme. Guy is labeled "The Episcopal Church," butterfly is labeled "POTUS is mad at one of our bishops," question is "Is this evangelism?"
January 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM