Mayday
@joanmaire.bsky.social
Practitioner of Irish Paganism. Student of Celtic mythology.
Counselor.
Tarot reader.
Nana.
Sailor mouth.
RESISTER FOREVER!
I do not comply.
Cover art by Lar Dooley.
Cailleach na h-Oiche.
'Guardian spirit of the night'
Counselor.
Tarot reader.
Nana.
Sailor mouth.
RESISTER FOREVER!
I do not comply.
Cover art by Lar Dooley.
Cailleach na h-Oiche.
'Guardian spirit of the night'
The senile wannabe tyrant has lost the plot and threatened the lives of 6 members of Congress, who created a video educating troops on their REQUIREMENT to disobey ILLEGAL ORDERS (straight from Article 92 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice.)
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The senile wannabe tyrant has lost the plot and threatened the lives of 6 members of Congress, who created a video educating troops on their REQUIREMENT to disobey ILLEGAL ORDERS (straight from Article 92 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice.)
The diversity is blinding! Why, there’s every shade of white from alabaster to eggshell to ecru!
(Women only pictured ‘cause every head of an Aryan-AmeriKKKan family needs a good hausfrau prop for cooking, church, childbearing, and false flattery.
Please join me in shouting “FUCK THIS BULLSHIT.”
(Women only pictured ‘cause every head of an Aryan-AmeriKKKan family needs a good hausfrau prop for cooking, church, childbearing, and false flattery.
Please join me in shouting “FUCK THIS BULLSHIT.”
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The diversity is blinding! Why, there’s every shade of white from alabaster to eggshell to ecru!
(Women only pictured ‘cause every head of an Aryan-AmeriKKKan family needs a good hausfrau prop for cooking, church, childbearing, and false flattery.
Please join me in shouting “FUCK THIS BULLSHIT.”
(Women only pictured ‘cause every head of an Aryan-AmeriKKKan family needs a good hausfrau prop for cooking, church, childbearing, and false flattery.
Please join me in shouting “FUCK THIS BULLSHIT.”
Perfect and beautiful.
And hard.
And hard.
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Perfect and beautiful.
And hard.
And hard.
Pam the Sham is a proud graduate of The Trump School of Public Newspeak and Propaganda.
Upon attaining her degree, she was given an autographed sack of Goldemort’s diseased bullshit and a license to drink it as her daily smoothie. (Side effects include delusional doublethink and chronic perjury.)
Upon attaining her degree, she was given an autographed sack of Goldemort’s diseased bullshit and a license to drink it as her daily smoothie. (Side effects include delusional doublethink and chronic perjury.)
October 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Pam the Sham is a proud graduate of The Trump School of Public Newspeak and Propaganda.
Upon attaining her degree, she was given an autographed sack of Goldemort’s diseased bullshit and a license to drink it as her daily smoothie. (Side effects include delusional doublethink and chronic perjury.)
Upon attaining her degree, she was given an autographed sack of Goldemort’s diseased bullshit and a license to drink it as her daily smoothie. (Side effects include delusional doublethink and chronic perjury.)
Aw, and here I thought we were all fragile li’l snowflakes.
Beware! Dear Leader says snowfall is now domestic terrorism.
He will blot it out (forEVER!) with his big, black Sharpie and super-powerful ICE balls who like shoving helpless women to the ground and unsuccessfully chasing bike messengers.
Beware! Dear Leader says snowfall is now domestic terrorism.
He will blot it out (forEVER!) with his big, black Sharpie and super-powerful ICE balls who like shoving helpless women to the ground and unsuccessfully chasing bike messengers.
September 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Aw, and here I thought we were all fragile li’l snowflakes.
Beware! Dear Leader says snowfall is now domestic terrorism.
He will blot it out (forEVER!) with his big, black Sharpie and super-powerful ICE balls who like shoving helpless women to the ground and unsuccessfully chasing bike messengers.
Beware! Dear Leader says snowfall is now domestic terrorism.
He will blot it out (forEVER!) with his big, black Sharpie and super-powerful ICE balls who like shoving helpless women to the ground and unsuccessfully chasing bike messengers.
Oh no, not The Notorious Sharpie again!
Someone explain to me why a man who is “anti-ICE” would target prisoners, not guards. He can’t have been that bad a shot.
No statements from this government or its agencies can be assumed to be trustworthy at this point in time Journalists, do your thing!
Someone explain to me why a man who is “anti-ICE” would target prisoners, not guards. He can’t have been that bad a shot.
No statements from this government or its agencies can be assumed to be trustworthy at this point in time Journalists, do your thing!
September 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Oh no, not The Notorious Sharpie again!
Someone explain to me why a man who is “anti-ICE” would target prisoners, not guards. He can’t have been that bad a shot.
No statements from this government or its agencies can be assumed to be trustworthy at this point in time Journalists, do your thing!
Someone explain to me why a man who is “anti-ICE” would target prisoners, not guards. He can’t have been that bad a shot.
No statements from this government or its agencies can be assumed to be trustworthy at this point in time Journalists, do your thing!
The man emits evil like a contagious virus that taints everything it touches and whose effect is to elicit the most base and bestial instincts in others. He spreads depravity with every exhale and every action. Inoculate yourself against him.
You will develop resistance.
Resistance is beautiful.
You will develop resistance.
Resistance is beautiful.
September 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The man emits evil like a contagious virus that taints everything it touches and whose effect is to elicit the most base and bestial instincts in others. He spreads depravity with every exhale and every action. Inoculate yourself against him.
You will develop resistance.
Resistance is beautiful.
You will develop resistance.
Resistance is beautiful.
WTFing repeatedly while LMAO.
Blasphemous pageantry AND performative “Christianity.”
“Jesus, Take the (Training) Wheels”
Blasphemous pageantry AND performative “Christianity.”
“Jesus, Take the (Training) Wheels”
September 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
WTFing repeatedly while LMAO.
Blasphemous pageantry AND performative “Christianity.”
“Jesus, Take the (Training) Wheels”
Blasphemous pageantry AND performative “Christianity.”
“Jesus, Take the (Training) Wheels”
Look at this bullshit IOS app.
Informers are un-American.
Informers are fascists.
Don’t be an informer.
And fuck you, “Tim Apple”.
Note: this app is NOT available on Android.
Informers are un-American.
Informers are fascists.
Don’t be an informer.
And fuck you, “Tim Apple”.
Note: this app is NOT available on Android.
September 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Look at this bullshit IOS app.
Informers are un-American.
Informers are fascists.
Don’t be an informer.
And fuck you, “Tim Apple”.
Note: this app is NOT available on Android.
Informers are un-American.
Informers are fascists.
Don’t be an informer.
And fuck you, “Tim Apple”.
Note: this app is NOT available on Android.
@msnbc.com @cnn.com @reuters.com @theatlantic.com @motherjones.com @rollingstone.com @bloomberg.com @npr.org WHY is no one reporting on this apparent atrocity at CECOT?
April 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
@msnbc.com @cnn.com @reuters.com @theatlantic.com @motherjones.com @rollingstone.com @bloomberg.com @npr.org WHY is no one reporting on this apparent atrocity at CECOT?
Blatant corruption from Humpty Dumpty McAsscrack and those wading through his diaper to kiss his yodeling pig anus.
He bragged that he’s made $2B a day since the start of this shitstorm.
Please do speak up if you’ve made $2B in your entire feckin’ lifetime.
He bragged that he’s made $2B a day since the start of this shitstorm.
Please do speak up if you’ve made $2B in your entire feckin’ lifetime.
April 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Blatant corruption from Humpty Dumpty McAsscrack and those wading through his diaper to kiss his yodeling pig anus.
He bragged that he’s made $2B a day since the start of this shitstorm.
Please do speak up if you’ve made $2B in your entire feckin’ lifetime.
He bragged that he’s made $2B a day since the start of this shitstorm.
Please do speak up if you’ve made $2B in your entire feckin’ lifetime.
Where’s Tom Homan when you need him? Hegseth is obviously a dangerous gang member who should be detained forthwith.
March 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Where’s Tom Homan when you need him? Hegseth is obviously a dangerous gang member who should be detained forthwith.
I'm shocked that Brian Glenn was even able to notice Zelenskyy's attire, since apparently Bleach Blond Bad Built Butch Body can only attract a man who literally can't open his eyes.
March 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm shocked that Brian Glenn was even able to notice Zelenskyy's attire, since apparently Bleach Blond Bad Built Butch Body can only attract a man who literally can't open his eyes.
Poster at CPAC.
Beware the Ides of March, Donny Dump-o.
Beware the Ides of March, Donny Dump-o.
February 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Poster at CPAC.
Beware the Ides of March, Donny Dump-o.
Beware the Ides of March, Donny Dump-o.
Good morning, fellow gingerkitties!
February 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Good morning, fellow gingerkitties!
Citrine is a great name!
Dobby and Finn McCoolCat extend their respect.
Dobby and Finn McCoolCat extend their respect.
January 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Citrine is a great name!
Dobby and Finn McCoolCat extend their respect.
Dobby and Finn McCoolCat extend their respect.
Bravo, Judge Coughenor! Calling out the Nazis and eviscerating Shitstain's DOJ lawyer for good measure, despite knowing he'll likely be targeted immediately. Incoherent, manic Un-"Truth" sure to follow shortly.
January 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Bravo, Judge Coughenor! Calling out the Nazis and eviscerating Shitstain's DOJ lawyer for good measure, despite knowing he'll likely be targeted immediately. Incoherent, manic Un-"Truth" sure to follow shortly.
Not to mention calling her a man and saying he'd love to "hit back."
January 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Not to mention calling her a man and saying he'd love to "hit back."
